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About the Company: We are seeking a skilled and experienced freelance poker article writer to create engaging and informative content for our online poker affiliate website. The ideal candidate will have a deep understanding of poker strategies, tournament formats, and industry news, as well as a proven ability to craft SEO-friendly articles that attract and retain readers. Responsibilities: - Only need one article. - Write engaging and informative articles about poker, including general topics, strategy guides, and news about our partner poker rooms. - Conduct thorough research to ensure articles are accurate and up-to-date. - Optimize articles for SEO using Rank Math to achieve a score of 80 or higher. - Incorporate relevant keywords naturally throughout the articles. - Craft com...

I need a professional resume writer who can build a captivating one-page resume for a medical transcriptionist position. I failed to specify the format; however, I'd value your professional advice on what would best present my experience and skills. Key Skills to Highlight: - Expertise in Medical terminology - Typing speed and accuracy - Proficiency in using dictation software The perfect candidate for this task would have a solid understanding of medical transcriptionist roles and requirements, and experience creating effective, concise resumes. I'd like to see samples of your previous work before proceeding. Looking forward to seeing your bids. Thanks.

NOTE: AUTO GENERATED APPLICATIONS WILL BE DELETED! Looking for someone well experienced in pitch decks to help us create a sponsorship proposal. I am searching for someone that can help me create a Sponsorship Pitch Deck for an event that I have in New York City. We are targeting sponsorships from:
 -Liquor brands -Restaurant (food) Chains and Local Restaurants -Speaker companies The event is an outdoor party. The crowd is made up of around 100-150 young black professionals, socialites, influencers, & content creators. All are between 25-40 years old. If we can secure financial sponsorships that is great. If not, then in-kind sponsorships/product donations are okay. You must understand what brands want to see & what information to highlight to peak their interest.

QuickBites Delivery is an online platform dedicated to food delivery services. We are currently seeking a minimalist logo that effectively represents our core activities, including food delivery and efficient transportation. It should match our brand identity colors. Please go through the attached PDF for complete requirement along with sample logos that I like.

We are on the lookout for a skilled writer with open genre expertise. As some pertinent details have been skipped, we are keeping our requirements flexible. - Type of Writing: Be it creative, technical, or copywriting, your proficiency in all is appreciated. - Topic Genre: No particular subject is specified. Hence, your ability to write on a wide range of topics, including science, business, and education, is valuable. - Writing Purpose: Whether it is informative, persuasive, or entertaining writing, overlap them or work with one, based on the given task. Ideal freelancers should have a diverse portfolio showcasing their ability to work with multiple writing formats, topics and purposes. Strong research skills will also be a plus, given the open-ended nature of the requirement.

I'm looking for a freelancer who can monitor my Google reviews daily. Key Responsibilities: - Daily monitoring of Google review activity - Analyzing and summarizing review trends - Flagging any critical reviews promptly The ideal candidate should have: - Experience in reputation management - Exceptional attention to detail - Strong communication skills I'm open to suggestions on whether manual or automated monitoring is the best approach. Please include your strategy in your proposal. The intention is to keep our online reputation strong and address any issues quickly.

German Male only. We are looking for German Natives for a short voice recording project. You need to read and record 235 short sentences in our app and pay is 20$ When applying: Make sure you are a German native of Germany Have not participated in this project before You need to submit one ID proof that shows you are native German(you can hide sensitive information) Payment is 20$ for all 235 approved sentences and in checking it might take up to 4 weeks.

I'm looking for a skilled professional who can help me craft an online ad that will drive traffic to my website. The ad will be posted on ResearchGate, and its primary aim is to draw interest from academic researchers. We know what we want to say and we are looking for technical help in making sure that the images fit requirements If you have experience in crafting and running similar ads on ResearchGate, please provide examples of your previous work in your bid.

I'm currently working on a programming project and I'm in need of a skilled programmer to provide me with some much-needed assistance. Unfortunately, I didn't specify the programming language, tasks needed, or the overall goal of the project when posting this job. I'm looking for a programmer who can help guide me through my project, provide some coding assistance, and help me understand and implement the solutions. Key Skills: - Strong programming skills in various languages (preferred Python, JavaScript, Java) - Ability to troubleshoot and debug code - Good communication to explain complex programming concepts in simple terms. If you're a patient, experienced programmer who can help me see this project through, please reach out. Your support i...

I'm looking for an experienced writer to create a short, formal biography for professional use. Key Project Details: - The biography should be less than 1 page in length, around 200 words. - The ideal candidate would have a strong grasp of formal writing styles. - Experience in creating professional biographies is a must. Preferably in real estate industry. Your Responsibilities: - Craft a polished, formal style biography that captures my professional journey. - Ensure content is concise yet highlights key aspects of my career. - Deliver a final product that is professional and well-structured.

I'm in need of a creative writer who can help me create a children's book that is targeted towards 3-7 years old. The primary objective of this book is to instill Christian values in a way that is engaging and easy for young children to understand. Key Points: - Age Group: The book should be suitable for preschool to 2nd grade children, so it's important to use language and concepts that are appropriate for this age group. - Christian Values: The main theme of the book is to teach Christian values. The writer should have a strong understanding of Christian principles and be able to convey them in a way that is meaningful and relatable to preschoolers. - Animal Characters: I'd prefer the story to be told through animals as characters. This helps to add ...

We need an online Virtual assistant to help us with our company tasks such as social media and linkedin job posts, research data entry etc... The tasks are very simple, however, this will be ongoing, daily work for the foreseeable future. Must be reliable and consistent in order to be successful in this role.

I am in need of a skilled developer to create an educational app for the iOS platform. Key Requirements: - Your primary task will be developing a feature-rich educational iOS app. - The app is intended to serve as a learning tool, so it should be user-friendly, engaging, and interactive. - I would like the app to have the capability of including quizzes and information boxes. These features are key to creating an effective learning platform. - Prior experience in educational app development will be a plus. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in iOS app development. - Experience in creating educational apps. - Ability to implement interactive features like quizzes. - A keen eye for user interface design to ensure the app is engaging and easy to navigate. If you are confident i...

I need a professional writer who is well-acquainted with the GDPR compliance and UK Education laws to complete a SARs request. The draft will be provided, and the document should be less than 500 words. Key Requirements: - UK Data Protection and Education Laws: The writer needs to focus on GDPR compliance and relevant education laws in the UK. - Word Count: The SARs request document should be less than 500 words, covering the essential information. - Time Sensitivity: The task needs to be completed within 24 hours. Ideal Candidate: - Legal Writing Experience: A background in legal writing, particularly in data protection and education laws, is highly preferred. - Proficient in GDPR: A deep understanding of GDPR compliance and its application in the UK context is a must. - ...

I'm in search of someone with extensive experience in TikTok monetization, able to maximize revenues via the TikTok Creator Fund. My main content focus will be on lifestyle and fitness, hence knowledge in this area will be important. Furthermore, I intend to incorporate video ads into my content. Key requirements for this project include: - Deep understanding of TikTok Creator Fund policies. - Ability to strategize and implement video ads effectively. - Experience with monetizing lifestyle and fitness content. - Solid knowledge of content creation that appeals both users' engagement and ad revenue generation. Your proposal will greatly be considered if you've successfully monetized a TikTok account with similar content before. I believe your expert guidance could take my...

I'm in need of a skillful full stack web app developer with expert-level knowledge in HTML, JavaScript, and PHP. The primary objective of this project is to develop a comprehensive web application. Key Features: - Display Business Services - Sell Products Online - Collect User Data through Forms - Provide Content - Job Portal These features should seamlessly combine to create a dynamic, user-friendly platform. The web application aims to reach a diverse range of users including the general public, business professionals, and job seekers but is open to anyone who finds it useful. Ideal candidates must have substantial experience in both front-end and back-end development. I'm looking for someone who can comprehend the project's needs and execute them efficiently, while ke...

We're in search of a highly versatile .NET developer for our undisclosed project. While we haven't stated specific skills or project type, candidates should have: - Broad knowledge in .NET and its most popular programming languages (i.e., C# programming, ASP.NET development, and SQL database) - Experience in various .NET projects (i.e., web and desktop applications, as well as enhancement of existing .NET applications) - Proficiency in Windows, Linux, and Mac development platforms Your flexibility and adaptability are our key considerations as project specifics will be discussed upon engagement.

I am looking for an person to help me navigate through purchasing Hansgrohe bathroom accessories from a local German company located in 04668 Grimma. Your responsibility will be to ensure effective communication and successful completion of the purchase. Responsibilities: - Help in purchasing bathroom accessories including Hansgrohe, Duravit, Geberit, etc - Communicating with the local German vendor on my behalf in German. It is preferred if you within driving distance from 04668 Grimma as you may need to visit them on my behalf.

I'm looking for a skilled and efficient Photoshop expert to update my hairstyle in a picture. The primary task is to replace my current braids in the photo with straight hair in my senior quality of the edit should be seamless and realistic. I uploaded a photo of the senior portrait I would like to use (blue background). I also uploaded three reference photos of the altered hair I would like to have. Not sure if this is something somebody could do… Key Requirements: - Proficiency in Photoshop - Experience in hair styling edits - Ability to deliver the edited picture within a day I appreciate your swift response.

I am looking for a skilled medical writer who can create impactful content in the field of oncology. The primary audience for these materials includes patients and caregivers. Your tasks will include: - Research and write scholarly articles on various oncology topics - Create detailed clinical trial reports - Develop easy to understand medical textbooks The perfect candidate must have: - Proven experience in medical research and writing - Excellent understanding of oncology - The ability to communicate medical jargon in a more digestible way - Familiarity with creating content for patients and caregivers. Your work will help non-medical audiences understand critical information about oncology - a task that requires sensitivity and precision.

As a small furniture company, we are seeking a well-versed technical writer to create an instruction manual for our furniture that is aimed at the general consumer. Key Tasks and Responsibilities: - Understand the process and steps to assemble our furniture which requires moderate assembly - Develop clear, concise, and user-friendly assembly instructions that can be easily followed by our customers Ideal Skills: - Previous experience in creating assembly instructions or technical documentation - Ability to write clearly and simply - Knowledge in furniture assembly or related field would be advantageous Your task will be to make assembly a breezy experience for our general consumers. We expect the manual to alleviate any assembly-related stress and promote efficient, successful...

I am writing with excitement and a bit of nervousness as I'm on the brink of publishing my own app. It's been a labor of love, and now I'm eager to share it with the world. However, navigating the process of publishing an app can be a bit daunting, and I find myself in need of some guidance. I know you're experienced in this field, and I admire your expertise. Would you be willing to spare some time to lend me your insights and possibly assist me through this process? Your support would mean the world to me, and I am genuinely grateful for any assistance you can offer. Thank you for considering my request. Yours regard. Alok

Looking for content writer for guest posting. i need manual hand writtern content NO AI content or copied

I'm searching for a talented digital sketch artist who can bring my ideas to life. I'm looking for a simple, black and white style that's more on the cartoonish side. Key Points: - The sketches are intended for personal use, so they don't necessarily need to be overly detailed or elaborate. - The main subject for these sketches will be people. - The style should be simple and clean, yet engaging and creative. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Proficient in digital sketching - Proven track record of creating engaging cartoon style sketches - Able to bring creativity and uniqueness to each sketch - Experience in drawing people in a cartoon style. If you have a knack for cartoon sketches and are looking for a project that allows you to explore this style, I'd l...

As a social media marketer, I require a capable TikTok creator specializing in comedy and music. The ideal candidate should use daily life humor themes and showcase our bands music and personalities. Key responsibilities include: - Developing engaging TikTok content, particularly comedy skits with music bands - Infusing daily life humor. - Enabling seamless sharing on Facebook Ideal skills and experience: - Extensive experience in TikTok content creation - A knack for comedy and understanding of humor - Understanding of popular social media practices - Proficiency in creating Facebook-friendly content.

I'm looking for a skilled data analyst to help me with a comprehensive statistical analysis of a survey I conducted with roughly 100 participants. Key Requirements: - Proficiency in Descriptive, Inferential, and Correlation data analysis techniques - Experience in interpreting survey data to identify trends and patterns - Ability to test hypotheses and make inferences - Knowledge of how to determine relationships between variables - Excellent skills in Excel and/or other statistical software or python for data manipulation and analysis Ideal Candidates: - A data analyst with a proven track record of handling survey data - Someone who can derive meaningful insights from the data - Excellent communication skills to explain the results in a clear and concise manner

I'm seeking an experienced resume writer to update my current CV. It should highlight my business background, specifically in Finance, Management, and Business, and tailor it to appeal to consulting/project-based work environments. Key tasks involve: - Redrafting content to align with consulting business skills - Demonstrating expertise in consultancy, managerial, and financial roles - Designing a clean, professional layout The final result needs to be delivered in both Word document and PDF file formats. Ideal candidates for this project are those who have: - Proven experience in professional resume writing - In-depth understanding of business and finance industry - Proficiency in graphic design for resume formatting.

I'm looking for a talented individual to transform my original novel into a graphic novel that embodies the aesthetic of DC Comics. Key Tasks: - Develop detailed depictions of well-known DC Comics characters - Batman, Wonder Woman, Superman, Tim Drake, Michael Holt, Vic Stone, Dr. Fate The Spectre, among others. - Be innovative and bring to life an entirely different plot, not adhering to any particular DC Comics series or storyline in terms of events. Ideal Candidate: - Proven experience in comic book or graphic novel artwork. - Familiarity with DC Comics' artistic style and character design. - Ability to deliver high-quality graphics while respecting copyright and intellectual property rights. - Exceptional creativity and innovation, ensuring the originality of the plot. I...

Looking for a Mobile App Advertising Specialist! We are seeking an experienced advertising specialist to work on our project. The task involves setting up Google advertising to be displayed during mobile app gameplay. Requirements: Experience with mobile app advertising setup. Proficiency with Google AdMob or similar advertising platforms. Ability to optimize advertising campaigns for maximum effectiveness.

As my project deals intricately with WordPerfect, I'm in search of an experienced freelancer who knows the ins and outs of this software. - **Expertise Required**: In-depth knowledge of WordPerfect is a must. Your task will include document formatting, template designing, and macro automation. - **Application Criteria**: Please include proof of your expertise in WordPerfect in your application, such as a detailed description of a project you have worked on or a list of tasks performed using WordPerfect. Show me why you're the best candidate for this task! - **Note**: This project strictly requires WordPerfect skills only. Additional software expertise is not necessary for this particular project. Your exclusive proficiency in WordPerfect will be vital for the highest quality...

I'm seeking an online tutoring job, particularly in the English Language domain. I have professional level proficiency in English, which will enable me to tutor effectively. I am especially interested in this job as it would allow me to not only contribute financially but also help to improve my language skills. Applicants with past experience in English tutoring are preferred. Proficiency in the English language is expected for the job.

Job Title: Cold Calling Specialist - Real Estate Investing Are you a self-motivated individual with a knack for hitting targets? Do you possess exceptional communication skills in English? If so, we have an exciting opportunity for you! Company Overview: At RocketHomez LLC, we're a dynamic real estate investing business with a passion for expanding our portfolio. We specialize in acquiring properties and creating value through strategic investments. As we continue to grow, we're seeking talented individuals to join our team and drive our success. Position: Cold Calling Specialist Responsibilities: Conduct outbound cold calls to homeowners to identify potential investment opportunities. Build rapport with homeowners and effectively communicate our value proposition. Set appoi...

I'm seeking an experienced comedy writer to create a script that will captivate an adult audience for over 60 minutes. The comedy genre is the basis of the story and the script needs to be engaging and entertaining throughout its entirety. Skills Required: - Strong experience in writing long comedy scripts. - Understanding of comedic timing and interaction for adult audiences. - Capacity to turnaround draft scripts and revisions in a timely manner. This is an excellent opportunity for someone who is experienced in writing adult-themed comedy and can craft catchy dialogue while maintaining an engaging storyline. If this sounds like you, I'd be delighted to see your previous work samples along with your proposal.

I'm seeking an experienced Hindi scriptwriter to craft engaging content on self-improvement. The scripts will cover a variety of topics including: - Confidence Building - Time Management - Goal Setting Scripts must resonate with a broad audience and motivate them towards personal growth. Each script will run for approximately 15 to 130 minutes. Ideal Profile: - Proficient in Hindi - Experience in scriptwriting, particularly within the self improvement genre - Able to create engaging, motivating content - Good understanding of varying audience requirements - Excellent time-management and goal-setting abilities (to inject into the scripts)

I'm in desperate need of a professional and experienced grant writer to assist in securing funding for my nonprofit organization. This is a Native American-led NGO that focuses majorly on Crop Lands, Reforestation, and Range Lands. Ideally, the perfect fit for this task will have proven experience in a related field. The primary goal of my organization is threefold: - Promoting sustainable practices. -strategies in Reforestation, Corp Lands,Range Lands". Use of Native Plants and Andosol soils Ultimately, your role will be crucial in securing the financial assistance needed to facilitate this noble cause. Your ability to narratively express and intertwine these objectives to convince possible funders will undeniably be a resource I'm looking to employ. Your a...

I require a Biology expert with a focus on the Peripheral Nervous System to help me create educational material. Specifically, I need help in understanding nerves and their functions in this system. Key requirements include: - Expertise in Biology with a deep understanding of the Peripheral Nervous System. - Proficiency in explaining complex biological concepts in a clear and engaging way, suitable for educational purposes.

I'm seeking a talented graphic designer with significant experience in 3D animation to craft a unique and engaging logo for my project. It is essential that you have a keen eye for design principles and a deep understanding of animation dynamics to create a stylish yet functional logo which aligns to our brand identity. Efficient and professional communication alongside timely delivery are also important for successful collaboration. The ideal freelancer should have: * Proficiency in Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator, and other design software * Extensive experience with 3D animation techniques * Strong portfolio demonstrating solid visual design skills * Good grasp of aesthetic trends and branding techniques Your tasks will include: * Converting initial concepts into a functional a...

Hello freelancers, I am seeking a skilled professional to help with the implementation of livepro. Since I didn't specify the platform or functionalities needed, I would like the freelancer to have comprehensive knowledge about livepro, its functionalities, and all possible platforms it can be implemented on. Key requirements: - Extensive experience in setting up livepro on various platforms. - Strong skills in working with chat support, knowledge base, and ticketing systems. - Ability to create a user-friendly interface with a varying design style, including clean and minimalist, colorful and vibrant, or professional and corporate. The more diverse your skill and experience, the better. Kindly share the relevant experiences in your bid. Looking forward to your proposals. Th...

I'm looking for a talented writer who specializes in creating list-based articles for a fashion blog. Your role will require an informed and formal tone that succinctly relays information about the latest trends and styles. Ideal skillset: • Proven experience in writing about fashion • Understanding of formal and informative tone • Excellent skills in generating engaging list-based articles Your task will be to captivate readers with your well-researched insights into the fashion world, while employing a sophisticated and formal style. If you can seamlessly weave information into list-style articles, this project is for you.

I am seeking a seasoned writer with a solid background in breakthrough technologies and environmental sciences in wastewater treatment. The task at hand is to compose a compelling and informative article up to 2000 words, on the numerous benefits of membrane bioreactor(MBR) technologies for wastewater treatment within the food manufacturing industry. Skills & Requirements: - Extensive experience in technical and scientific writing - Adept at converting complex concepts into engaging content - Familiar with the food manufacturing industry Writing Focus: - Exploring improved wastewater treatment efficiency offered by membrane bioreactor technologies - Discussing the sustainability advantages for food manufacturers - Highlighting the reuse and recycling opportunities due ...

I am in need of an accomplished professional who is efficient in Autodesk Alias and well-versed in creating both 2D/3D CAD designs and renderings. The project primarily involves the creation of wireframes and related documents to accurately depict the design of exhibition stands and wedding decors. Key Responsibilities: - Developing comprehensive layouts and floor plans. - Creatively designing for two equally important event types: Exhibition stands and wedding decors. - Rendering designs in both 2D and 3D formats. Though not mandatory, your ability to work on virtual experiences of these designs would be appreciated, bringing them to life and resulting in a multidimensional presentation that will enhance the overall project quality. Ideal candidates will have a strong portfolio sho...

As an EdTech company, we're looking for a skilled Sales Development Representative who can focus on B2C sales. Key Responsibilities: - Lead Generation: Utilizing digital marketing strategies, social media advertising, and content marketing, the ideal candidate will be responsible for generating quality leads. - Customer Interaction: You'll be expected to communicate clearly and effectively with potential customers, nurturing leads and turning them into actual sales through effective scheduling of demos. - B2C Sales: The primary goal is to convert these leads into successful sales, employing your strong sales skills to close deals and boost our revenue. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in B2C sales, preferably in the EdTech sector. - Excellent communication and ...

Website Name Change Needed - Includes google profile and Adsense - on Shopify - and domain NEED ALL KING JETSKI PARTS CHANGED TO A NEW NAME I m re-branding everything Need does within a week Budget is $200

I'm seeking a skilled and experienced writer, with a good understanding of character reference letters for legal proceedings to draft a character reference letter for a very close friend and ex-employer. Key Deliverables: - A well-crafted character reference letter highlighting the key qualities of trustworthiness, compassion, and being family-oriented. It's vital that the letter is: - Sensitive to the legal context - Maintains a professional yet personal tone - Clearly communicates the specified qualities Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in writing character reference letters, especially for legal purposes - Excellent writing and editing skills - Empathy and ability to capture personal qualities effectively - Familiarity with the legal system and its ...

I'm seeking an experienced Java developer, ideally with exposure to the trading industry. Though I couldn't specify the type of trading experience, any kind would certainly be a plus. Despite not providing detailed project objectives, I'm confident such expert will inherently understand typical tasks in this field. This could include creating automated trading strategies, building a platform, integrating APIs, and so forth. Here are the primary aspects I'm looking for: - Strong Java programming skills - Previous experience in a trading domain - While technology stack specifics aren't set, proficiency in commonly used techs like Python and Node.js would be beneficial. If you believe you suit this role, I'd be excited to view your bid and past experience.

I am seeking a flexible, innovative copywriter with extensive experience in creating a variety of content. Key tasks will include writing comprehensive website content, engaging blog articles, and unique product descriptions. The ideal candidate will possess these skills: - Superior writing and editing proficiency, with the ability t...and industries, as the niche is broad and not specified. - A strong understanding of SEO principles. Unfortunately, the main goal of the website content isn't specified, so I would be expecting the copywriter to be able to produce content that achieves a variety of objectives - from increasing brand awareness to generating sales leads and providing informative content. If you are an adaptable writer and can navigate uncertain briefs, I want to...

I'm in need of a talented designer to create a combination logo that will effectively embody my business products. The final design should feature neutral colors; mainly black, white and gray. Ideal Skills and Experience: • Proven experience in combination logo design • Strong understanding of color psychology, particularly in the branding and marketing context • Ability to incorporate business products into the design creatively. Please provide samples of previous work, particularly those that showcase your ability to design combination logos and use of neutral colors effectively.

I'm in urgent need of an expert in video creation to produce a series of videos for me, covering a range of styles and content types. Requirements: - I require a mix of Explainer videos, Promotional videos, Educational videos and Animation video. - The intended duration for each video should be 1-3 minutes. - All videos must be delivered in an Animation style. Ideal skills and experience: - Proven track record in creating diverse video content. - Proficiency in Animation video creation. - Understanding of Explainer, Promotional, and Educational video styles.

I'm in need of someone to send invoices to my clients via email. The invoices must contain the following details: - Client name and contact information. - An itemized list of products/services. - Payment terms and due dates. I don't have any specific format or template in mind, so you'll have the creative freedom to design the invoice layout as you wish. Ideal candidates for this job should be detail-oriented, have good communication skills, and be reliable in sending the invoices on time. Previous experience with invoicing or basic accounting would be a valuable asset.

As a food company, we're seeking a skilled Public Relations professional to oversee our Media relations and Crisis management tasks. Key Responsibilities: - Manage Media Relations: We need you to help us engage with media outlets to effectively communicate our brand message. Experience in pitching stories to journalists and securing press coverage is crucial. - Crisis Management: You will be responsible for developing strategies and managing communications during crises. Previous experience in crisis communication is essential. Desired Outcomes: - Increase Brand Awareness: You should have a proven track record of implementing strategies that have effectively increased brand visibility. - Generate Positive Media Coverage: Your role will involve building relationships with media pro...