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## Flutter Mobile App Developer (Gaming/Gambling Profitability) - One-Time Fee Are you comfortable working in the gaming/gambling profitability niche? We're seeking a talented Flutter developer to create a complete mobile app for both Android and iOS platforms. This is a one-time project with a **fixed fee paid upon successful completion**. **Project Details:** * Develop a mobile app based on a provided design and prototype. * Utilize Flutter framework to ensure a seamless cross-platform experience (Android & iOS). * Implement all functionalities outlined in the design and prototype. * Ensure smooth user experience with intuitive interface and navigation. * Follow industry best practices for code quality, maintainability, and performance. * Deliver well-document...
I need a skilled freelancer to create a comprehensive lead generation and auto-boarding system using System.io. Key Responsibilities: - Developed using for B2B lead generation, with the primary goal of increasing lead generation - Implement effective email marketing strategies within the system - Incorporate conversion optimization tactics to maximize lead conversion Ideal Candidate: - Intermediate level expertise in using - Extensive experience in lead generation, ideally within a B2B context - Proven track record in successful email marketing campaigns - Strong understanding of conversion rate optimization The project will require a highly organized individual with a keen eye for detail and the ability to implement a strategic and data-driven approach to lead generation. All reso...
We want to extract members from one Facebook group which contains about 24.000 members. We don´t know if this is possible or not. We want to create a group and invite all these members to them.
I'm in need of a creative writer to come up with "Would You Rather" jokes for a middle school audience. The jokes should: - Be suitable for middle school students. - Be delivered in written form, without the need for illustrations or audio. - not IA generated - not from internet or from existing books (sorry, we already have them all) Ideal candidates for this project are: - Experienced writers or joke creators who understand the unique sense of humor of middle schoolers. - Able to produce engaging and fun content that is suitable for kids/family party. - Creative and able to come up with a wide range of jokes on different everyday topics. Your work will help entertain and engage our young listeners and must respect the target audience's age an...
I have a Microsoft Word Form document (tables filling 2 pages) that I'd like converted into a webpage form that users can interact with. The form will be used to enter essential information to properties by our data entry operators. This will be one (1) html page only, no backend development necessary (php receiving the form optional, see below). „Nice Admin“-Template must be used: Project Requirements: - Convert Microsoft Word Document (2 pages) to Web Form: Transform the content and layout of the Word document into a web-based form. - Responsive Design: Ensure the form is fully responsive and looks great on all devices (desktop, tablet, and mobile). - Form Fields: Create all necessary form fields as outlined in the Word
We need a one-page landing page for an IT-product created, if this works out well, we need help to create more landing pages. 1.) Make a design proposal of a one-page landing page site 2.) Create the design (with SEO in mind) in Wordpress with Divi or Maxiblocks (preferred), preferably populate with suitable free (usage rights) pictures. 3.) Possibly some minor design adjustment after we add our own data to the page. We want a static price for this. Thank you!
I need to set up a Google ad campaign for my product, but require a professional's help. Key requirements: - Help with creating a one-time Google ad campaign - Product promotion focused - Must Know Arabic dont bid if you dont know arabic
I have a Microsoft Word Form document (tables filling 2 pages) that I'd like converted into a webpage form that users can interact with. The form will be used to enter essential information to properties by our data entry operators. This will be one (1) html page only, no backend development necessary (php receiving the form optional, see below). „Nice Admin“-Template must be used: Project Requirements: - Convert Microsoft Word Document (2 pages) to Web Form: Transform the content and layout of the Word document into a web-based form. - Responsive Design: Ensure the form is fully responsive and looks great on all devices (desktop, tablet, and mobile). - Form Fields: Create all necessary form fields as outlined in the Word
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...conditions. - Initial Meeting: Participate in a successful initial meeting to discuss partnership details and establish mutual understanding. We are currently in need of a supplier in: Argentina Egypt Venezuela Nigeria Phillippines United Kingdom Portugal Spain Australia Kazakhstan Uzbekistan Russia United States of America Bolivia Canada Belarus Kyrgyzstan Guinea Angola Tanzania This project is for ONE of the country above....
I'm looking to develop an integrated mobile application that will offer food delivery services alongside cab booking. I want this app to be available on both iOS and Android systems. Here's the primary features that I'm looking for: - **Real-Time GPS Tracking**: I want my users to be able to track the delivery of their food or the location of their cab in real-time. - **In-App Payment System**: A seamless and secure payment system that ensures a smooth transaction experience for my users. - **Ratings and Reviews**: A feature that allows users to rate and review the quality of both the food delivery service and the cab service. Ideal Skills and Experience for this job: - Proficiency in developing cross-platform applications for iOS and Android. - Experience in integrating G...
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I am looking for a skilled programmer to develop an interactive chemistry experiment for me. You may code using JavaScript, HTML5 or using Python, so experience or proficiency in this language is crucial. Key Requirements: - Users should be able to drag and drop objects using mouse or in case of mobile- fingers. - It should offer a moderate level of interactivity. This includes features such as adjusting quantities and temperatures. If a user pours something in a beaker, it should show the beaker full. If emptied, beaker is empty. - Vector images of lab equipments like Test tube, beaker, burner etc can be found online. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in Python or JavaScript. You may use CreateJS libraries. If you are a programmer with a passion for chemistry, this is a great opportunity to...
I have an existing WordPress website built with Elementor Pro. I need to add one inner page and a contact page (popup). I have designs in PSD and Adobe Illustrator. I need an expert Elementor Pro developer who can start now and finish the task by tonight.
I need a POC Flutter project that runs on iOS based on these 4 Flutter pub packages: Developer need to already have xcode, flutter SDK,simulator etc. up and running and know how to import pub packages and navigate in the pub example code. 1. 2. 3. 4. And the functionality is very simple, so I basically just need the 1. Main templetate would be but with an additional screen using other 3 packages. 2. I will provide Okta ClientId and details for Okta App Application rough design: 01. Clone git and work from provided "example" project 02. Add Okta ClientId details provided by me 03. flutter pub add flutter_blue_plus 04. flutter pub add native_auth 05. flutter pub add haptic_feedback 06. add new screen with "Login" button in the middle of the screen (copy/paste...
I'm in need of a creative writer to come up with "Would You Rather" jokes for a middle school audience. The jokes should: - Be suitable for middle school students. - Be delivered in written form, without the need for illustrations or audio. - not IA generated - not from internet or from existing books (sorry, we already have them all) Ideal candidates for this project are: - Experienced writers or joke creators who understand the unique sense of humor of middle schoolers. - Able to produce engaging and fun content that is suitable for kids/family party. - Creative and able to come up with a wide range of jokes on different everyday topics. Your work will help entertain and engage our young listeners and must respect the target audience's age an...
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I'm in need of a virtual assistant who can handle various tasks. The ideal candidate should have the following capabilities: - Advanced Romanian language proficiency for translation tasks - Making outbound calls - Managing emails, scheduling, and data entry - Assisting in the translation and completion of company and business registration forms - conducting research I prefer my virtual assistant to be a problem solver, detail oriented, and proactive. Experience in a similar role and excellent communication skills are a must.
I'm looking for a skilled data analyst to assist me in creating a comprehensive report of the telecommunications landscape in Saudi Arabia. This 10-slide report should encompass a detailed scrutiny of Saudi Telecom Company (STC) in the context of the overall market. Your tasks will entail: 1. Acquisition and Analysis Data: - Accumulate critical data points, including (but not limited to) revenue, market share, total expenditures of STC. - Evaluate the acquired data for meaningful addressal and deliberation in the report. 2. Data Presentation: - The analyzed data should preferably be neatly arranged into tables for easy comprehension. 3. Market Overview: - Contrast and appraise STC's standing in relation to the broader Saudi telecom sector. - A study on how the Saudi econo...
I'm in need of a skilled and versatile graphic designer who can handle multiple types of design work. Key Requirements: - Logo Design: I need a distinctive logo that helps establish my brand identity. - Print Design: The designer should be able to create visually appealing designs for various print materials. - Social Media Graphics: I require attractive and engaging social media graphics that can boost my online presence. The project has three distinct purposes: - Branding and Identity: The designer should be able to capture the essence of my brand in their designs. - Marketing and Promotion: The graphics should be able to effectively market and promote my business. - Communication and Information: The designs should be able to effectively communicate information about my products...
As a passionate photographer, I am looking for a skilled website designer with strong experience in WordPress, to create an eye-catching, one-page website for showcasing my work. Here's what I have in mind: - Since I prefer WordPress as the CMS, proficiency in this area is essential. - The layout should be a one-page style with a fluid, intuitive user interface. - The one-page website should include sections for 'About Me', 'Portfolio', 'Services', 'Contact', 'Testimonials', and "Instagram feed" I will provide all the necessary images and written content. I have a clear idea of how I want the website to look and function, and I'll be happy to provide detailed instructions and feedback along the...
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I need one Flask developer for some easy tasks now I need work for long term I need work from Pakistan or Indian Coder
I need expert help with SAP Business One, particularly in understanding and rectifying some persistent issues that are affecting my operations. These issues mainly revolve around: - System Crashes & Freeze-ups: The system often becomes unstable, causing disruptions. - Data Inconsistencies: I am also experiencing inconsistencies in the data. While there were no specifics about the type of data inconsistencies, understanding of common errors in SAP B1 would be a strong asset. Proficiency in troubleshooting, problem-solving and detailed knowledge of SAP B1 is crucial for this role. Your responsibilities will include diagnosing the issues, fixing bugs, and ensuring smooth operations. Experience with similar work would be highly appreciated.
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I'm looking to develop an end-to-end HRMS PHP application that can efficiently manage a large workforce of over 100 employees. Project Details $30.00 – 250.00 USD HRMS Portal Development - Employee Management, Payroll Management, Time and Attendance Management We are looking for a skilled developer to build a customized HRMS portal with the following features: - Employee Management: ability to manage employee data, records, and information - Payroll Management: ability to manage payroll processing and payments - Time and Attendance Management: ability to manage employee attendance and time tracking The preferred technology stack for this project is PHP. We require moderate customization of the HRMS portal, including customizing the user interface and adding additional features ...
I need a freelancer to replace the audio on one video, each approx 1.5 minutes in length. The replacement audio being provided will be in Mp4 format. Specific requirements are: Specific changes requested. - Familiarity with video editing software is essential - Should have experience working with Mp4 video and audio files - Demonstrable history of audio replacement or enhancement work in videos - Ideal candidates will be able to complete the task swiftly and flawlessly Note: The original purpose of the audio replacement (e.g., enhanced audio quality, new narration, removal of background noise) has not been specified. Therefore, the goal is merely to substitute the existing audio with the provided replacement.
As a property management business, we aim to attract new clientele through our new website. It should highlight the following services we offer: - Property Maintenance - Rental Management - Financial Management We specialize in residential properties, so the website should mainly cater to this market. The ideal freelancer for this job would have solid experience in web development and an understanding of real estate or property management. Not only do we need a visually compelling website but also functionality that effectively communicates our services to potential clients. Attention to detail, an eye for design, and understanding of SEO principles are also vital for this project.
...consistent, accurate customer information across platforms. - Order management integration: Streamlining order processes for increased business efficiency. - Inventory management synchronization: Maintaining real-time, synchronized inventory data between Zoho and ERP. With 11-50 users expected to utilize this integrated system, the ideal freelancer should not only possess strong experience with Zoho One and ERP integrations but also have a deep understanding of business processes, data management, and system admin work. Proficiency in managing user access and associated entity relationship is a plus. This endeavor aims to create a seamless workflow between Zoho and our ERP system, making data-driven strategic decision-making easier for us. The expert's ability to co...
I need one Flask developer for some easy tasks now I need work for long term I need work from Pakistan or Indian Coder
I'm seeking a Zoho expert to set up ...Zoho expert to set up and configure Zoho One for my organization. We currently do not use any specific software or tools that need to be integrated with Zoho One. The main objective is to implement Zoho One for less than 10 users. Key Responsibilities: - Customize Zoho One to meet our business needs - Implement CRM, Sales Management, Email and Communication, and Finance and Accounting modules of Zoho One. - Provide necessary training to less than 10 team members on the use of Zoho One. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Extensive experience with Zoho One implementation and customization. - Proficiency in CRM, Sales Management, Email and Communication, and Finance and Accounting modules of Zoho O...
I'm seeking a designer who can create a one-page website on Figma for our meme coin. The website must be visually appealing and user-friendly. Key Features: - The website should provide essential information such as contract address, total supply, tax details, instructions on how to buy the coin, and social media links. - It should not only be visually appealing but also inspired by a blend of the best existing websites in the field. Style: - The design should follow a minimalist and modern style, keeping the site clean and easy to navigate. Requirements: - Please provide samples of your previous work in your application. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Figma is a must. - Prior experience in designing websites for cryptocurrency or other relevant industry wo...
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I'm urgently looking for a skilled web developer to create a clean, minimalist one-page website for my company. Key Requirements: - The website should be one page only, containing all necessary information about my company, the services we offer and essential contact information. - The design should be clean, minimalist and professional, in line with current web design trends. - The site should be easy to navigate and responsive across all devices. Your Skills: - Proficiency in web development, specifically one-page websites. - Strong design skills with a focus on minimalism. - Experience with responsive design for cross-device compatibility. Please provide examples of your past work and let me know your availability. This is an urgent project, so I'm loo...
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I require a freelancer skilled in survey design and impactful visual content to make changes to an existing electronic survey I have in Survey Monkey. Here is some insight into the specific tasks you'll be undertaking: - Update and enhance the current survey: This involves infusing fresh content by updating existing questions, introducing new questions, and replacing the current graphics. - Create an entirely new survey: This will include a mix of existing and new questions, along with logos and product images. The goal of this survey will be to gather customer feedback, so creating questions that retrieve valuable customer insights will be essential. - Build a survey flow and link answers for follow up automated EDMS and other forms of communication. - Survey results will then c...
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Crear una web para venta de propiedades, que tenga opcion de buscador y que permita ingresar propiedades con fotografias e informacion. Se proveera de servidor donde dejar la web, ademas ya se dispone de dominio en chile. Se debera dejar la web creada en el servidor y enlazado a dominio. La web debe ser similar a esta: Gracias,
More details: What specific coding issue are you experiencing on your website? Functionality not working as expected Which functionality on your website is not working as expected? Footer How soon do you need your project completed? ASAP
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I'm looking to create an all-in-one casino app that offers real money gaming to users in India. Here are more details about the requirements: - casino Android App with different real money games for India. (I have already found a few apps that are very similar as example code. Would like to have the most popular games in India and make it very simple and quick) - node.js backend with DB and payment. Configure and test that it works. If you have worked on similar projects and believe that you can help me, place your offer and I will get back to you for a chat. Thank you for the attention! :)
I'm seeking a skilled professional to address an issue with my WordPress website. The problem stems from the All in One SEO plugin, where my sitemap is currently encountering errors. I need an expert who can quickly and efficiently troubleshoot and resolve this specific issue. also noindex on one of the urls.
I'm in need of a one page WordPress website for an event I am running. It's a free event, so no ticket sales are needed. The main purpose of the website is to provide all the necessary event details, allow visitors to sign up for email updates, link to our social media profiles and provide a way for people to contact me. Key Features and Requirements: - Bright and Colorful Design: I'm looking for a website design that is visually appealing and vibrant. The chosen freelancer should have a good sense of color and design to create a cohesive and engaging look. It is for a plant and lifestyle fair. - Social Media Integration: The website should include links to our social media profiles and possibly display our latest posts or events. - Email Sign-up Form: An easy-to-use...
I have a website. Need one page change dynamic from static. I have an admin panel also need control that page from admin panel. Also need a new user for admin panel with some limits. For example new user should edit only news section. Database is on postgresql.
Basically we are dealers in computers and cctv cameras I am looking for a website, only one messaging bar center of website once client sent message from that message, the same I have to receive on my whatsapp message and then we can continue chat in whatsapp only, basiclly I want my clients to forward to whatsapp chat and a nice bakcground image of all computers parts and cctv parts image One logo of my company name with images of computers brand
...video simply stating facts. The tone should be light, engaging, and sprinkled with a touch of humor or irony here and there. Here's what we're aiming for: - Tone and Style: Think of telling a fascinating story to a friend over coffee. Your script should be conversational, lively, and engaging. Although we're not looking for a "funny" video per se, feel free to throw in witty remarks or playful jokes to keep things interesting. - Content Points: * You have complete creative control over the content and structure of the script. * Script Length: Minimum 1,800 words. Retention is key on Youtube, so make sure every word invites our viewers deeper into the story, keeping them hooked from start to finish. * Originality: Your script must be 100% original and...
I am looking for a seasoned developer to create a robust messaging gateway that supports multiple platforms and is capable of handling a high volume of messages. Key Requirements: -Building a messaging gateway and communication platform to enable applications and systems to send and receive messages through SMS, Email messages or Mobile Push Notifications with a variety of connection options and integration channels. - A dedicated on-premise messaging gateway that provides better visibility and control on sent messages and notifications - Improved security and control over sent messages with masking and filtering options - Higher availability with offered load balancing, bulk providers switchover and different sending methods - Seamless operation and integration with a dedicated sys...
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