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I'm in need of a skilled and creative video content creator who can help create funny videos to promote my mortgage broker services on Instagram and YouTube. The videos should bring humor to the serious world of real estate, making an enjoyable viewing experience for all. - Skills Needed: - Video production - Storytelling - Humor development - Knowledge in real estate is a plus, but not necessary - Responsibility: - Creating engaging, and humorous videos related to real estate - Optimizing the produced content for Instagram and Youtube If you are creative and have a knack for making things entertaining, this may be your perfect opportunity. I am looking forward to seeing your works.

I am seeking a highly skilled visual artist who specializes in logo refinement. For this project, you will need to: Leave everything as is, but eliminate the Dollar signs and the arrows. Create buildings in the background. Change the lettering to Archangel Investments. Where it appears to say "anni" make it more clear and then on the opposite side in roman numerals, put this year 2024.

I'm looking for a skilled developer who can implement Facebook's Conversion API on my custom-built website developed in ASP.Net and C#. The requirement includes setting up tracking for specific events, including 'Page View', 'Add to Cart', and 'Purchase'. I already have a Facebook Pixel implemented on my website. Key Skills and Requirements: - Proficiency in Facebook's C...Proficiency in Facebook's Conversion API - Experience in tracking Page View, Add to Cart, and Purchase events - Capability to work with custom-built websites - Knowledge about the workings of Facebook Pixel Your expertise will help enhance my website's performance by providing an accurate tracking of events. Let's collaborate for a successful implementation. ...

I'm in need of a talented sy...with an emphasis on data management and analytics. The primary function of this system will be to handle and analyze customer data. Key responsibilities include: - Building a system with robust data management capabilities - Integrating analytics measures to interpret customer data - Ensuring the system is web-based and user-friendly Ideal candidates should have: - In-depth knowledge of server-side logic - Proven experience in web-based system development - Strong problem-solving skills - Experience with data management, particularly customer data analysis From this project, I expect a system that can effectively manage and interpret customer data, providing insights that drive decision-making. Please submit your bid with relevant examples of ...

I'm in search of a skilled graphic designer to create a corporate logo for our vacation rental management company based in Florida—Sunny Side Global. So, here's what you've got to know: - Firstly, the colors aren't specifically chosen. Feel free to surprise us with your creativity. - Secondly, the design elements. We'd like to incorporate a globe and sun into the design. The globe could resemble the sun or be surrounded by it but are open - Lastly, the style is open-ended since we skipped that detail. As long as it's visually compelling and suits our company's ethos, we're open to suggestions. -this should be designed so it can have. a color theme, be small in a Facebook page image, be able to be embroidered on a shirt, etc. We have a f...

I have a set of manuscripts created on papyrus. I need them cut out in a complex shape (the shape is printed on the page.) The goal is to cut inside the line as close as possible. Over time I'll have many manuscripts to cut out, so this could turn into a longer term part time side job. Possibly this would be cutting out several single pages at once, or alternatively we might set it up so that you have several stapled together and you cut out all of them at once (and then check each manuscript for accuacy.) We will determine which is the best approach with experimentation. The important thing is accuracy and quick turn around time. As part of the process I'll ask you to print out and cut out a shape and send me a picture of the result as a way of testing your capabilities.

Short article, travel story, food lover Details will be shared during bidding stage.

I need a website template written in raw html, css and js (no third party library). The website has responsive menu (look at the attachment to see my design) : - The menu item can be a leaf item or parent item that will show subtitems if clicked. - Clicking menu item/subitem will show the corresponding content. - The menu is placed on right side in the desktop and on top under image header in mobile. - The image header and menu should always be shown even when the page is scroll down - The menu has background color in desktop and transparent bg on mobile What you have to do: - Create the website - Use some random image for the image header - Create a div with text 'Item1', 'Child1', 'Child2', 'Item3', 'Child3', 'Child4'...

Short article, travel story, food lover Details will be shared during bidding stage.

...with proficiency in languages such as Swift, Kotlin, or using cross-platform frameworks like Flutter or React Native. Speech Processing: Proficiency in integrating speech-to-text and text-to-speech services, such as Google Cloud Speech-to-Text or Amazon Polly. Natural Language Processing: Knowledge of NLP to manage and analyze dialogue effectively. Backend Development: Ability to develop server-side technologies (Node.js or Python) and manage databases (MongoDB, PostgreSQL) for storing and retrieving data efficiently. API Integration: Experienced in integrating multiple APIs, focusing on performance optimization and real-time data handling. Estimated Timeline and Budget: Timeline: Expected to complete the prototype development within 4-6 weeks. Budget: Open to proposals. Plea...

You can copy design from the picture provided below. Leave the body empty. Just put a Justice logo with low opacity. for information name with titles should be in upper side and all three chamber with location should be bottom line.

Book cover design Size: 6 x 9” The design idea The design should depict an angel with wings, wearing a monster mask that is pulled to the side to reveal half of his angelic face. This angel is guarding over a man who is heavily scarred by war, featuring an amputated limb and wearing ripped, blood-stained clothing. The concept illustrates that the man, initially believed to be a monster, turns out to be an angel upon closer images should be that of a black person. Title: Saved by a Monster Subtitle: Echoes of War Author: Osmund Agbo At completion, I would need in addition to png, word, jpeg files, the source PSD/AI file

I'm looking for a mid-level Vue.js developer to help me with frontend development and integration with backend systems. Key Responsibilities: - Take charge of the front-end side of my project and make it fully functional and user-friendly. - Ensure seamless integration with backend systems for a smooth user experience. Ideal Skills: - You should have at least 2-5 years of experience in Vue.js development. - A strong understanding of UI/UX principles would be an added advantage. - Experience with Vue Router, Vuex, and Vuetify is a plus, although not mandatory. - You must be able to work independently and communicate effectively. If you're a mid-level Vue.js developer looking for an exciting project, I'd love to hear from you. Please share your previous work and your...

...earthy tones. 3. Box Design: Sturdiness: Ensure the box is sturdy to protect the cards and maintain its appeal over time. Visual Appeal: Create a captivating box cover with Islamic motifs or patterns. Information: Include essential details such as the game's title, a brief description, and any relevant imagery on the box. 4. Card Design: Double-sided Cards: Each card should have a question on one side and the corresponding answer on the other. Clarity: Ensure the questions and answers are clearly legible, with appropriate font sizes and styles. Visual Enhancements: Add relevant imagery or decorative elements to enhance the visual appeal of the cards. 5. Instruction Flap: Location: Place the instructions on the inside flap of the box for easy access. Clarity: Clearly outli...

...content. The chosen platforms for this project are YouTube and Instagram. Key Responsibilities: - Create engaging and humorous travel content for YouTube and Instagram - Regularly post and maintain the blog to ensure audience engagement - Build a consistent theme of travel-related humor and entertainment Ideal candidate for this project: - Prior experience in video content creation, preferably as a vlogger - Proficiency in using YouTube and Instagram as blogging platforms - A creative mind with a knack for humor and entertainment - A passion for travel or prior experience in travel-related content creation If you're a fun and creative individual with a passion for travel, this project is perfect for you. Your role will be crucial in providing a unique and entertain...

This is a long-term collaboration, if you do it in good quality, I will give you similar projects in the future and the budget will also be increased. I am in need of a talented content creator who excels at comedy writing. I require a quirky, smart and lau...who excels at comedy writing. I require a quirky, smart and laugh-out-loud story that can be performed within a 15-minute timeframe. This work is tailored specifically for an teenegers and adult audience. I will tell you the main thame of the story and details in the chat. Desirable Expertise and Skill Set: - Proven track record in comedic script or story writing - Ability to subtly integrate humor without resorting to vulgarity. If you can do the voice over of 5 characters then the budget will be increased. Thank you, I a...

I have a Wordpress website which I want to add a custom php multistep form to. The multistep form is supposed to get some of it's data from my backend database and also should save the data entered on the form to the database. Ps:- Serious bidders and bid with finality. No side bids on chat please.

I'm looking for a talented comedic actress to feature in a Brand commercial that will be aired on social media. The commercial is set to be shot indoors. Key requirements: - Strong comedic acting skills are essential. - Proven experience in radio commercials or similar projects is highly desirable. - Ability to improvise and bring humor and charisma to the role. Ideal skills and experience: - Previous experience in brand commercials. - Strong portfolio of comedic acting. - Excellent communication skills. - Ability to work in an indoor setting and deliver a convincing performance.

...Non-functional Requirements: 1. Security:  Implement HTTPS for secure communication.  Apply role-based access controls to restrict unauthorized access to sensitive data.  Regularly update and patch software components to address security vulnerabilities. 2. Performance:  Ensure fast loading times and responsiveness of the website, even under heavy traffic.  Optimize database queries and server-side processing for efficient performance. 3. Scalability:  Design the system to handle a growing number of users and transactions over time.  Employ cloud-based infrastructure to scale resources dynamically as needed. 4. Compatibility:  Ensure compatibility with popular web browsers (e.g., Chrome, Firefox, Safari).  Support responsive design for seamless user experience across...

Hi Aryan R., these are the two projects: 1) adding Rongta network ( Ethernet and wifi ) connection - Milestone 1 : $200 2) Changing invoice and payment page template to show slide show on the half left side : Milestone2 : $50

I'm seeking an expert in statistical writing with a strong command of R. The Ideal Candidate has proficiency in the use of R, previous experience in statistical writing, attention to detail, and accuracy in work. We need highly adaptable writers who can handle a range of styles and subjects. If your application is accepted, you will be asked to show your previous work samples. Please note that this procedure will follow an unpaid sample test of around 200-250 words. Our preferred communication method for long-term work is email. For the first project, you will be paid within 3-5 days. Usually, we follow a bi-weekly or monthly payment schedule. Please do not apply if you have any issues with the above circumstances.

I require assistance in developing a comprehensive 3D architectural model. This project will entail exterior design, interior de...detail With these skills and experience, I'm confident you will be able to help bring my vision to life in a way that is both compelling and realistic. Have attached files of internal hand drafted layout and external reference images . Will beed play area with different depiction with realistic images of kids playing . Smart Tv inside hall ,a little 10% storage area inside hall. Toilet at back side of the area as placed in layout . Need wall paintings inside hall . Need a Architecture which should be relatable &idealistic for village kids to play and study around the are you are free to add on with your creative ideas for kids to have goo...

We have custodial crypto wallet app and system on cloud environment. Please create design document for that. Language Java platform Heroku for app side and DB side on AWS

Hi I am looking to add more writers to my team. I need people who are interested in long term work. Hiring at this time for next 4 months. $2.5 per 500 words which will be revised after one month performance. No software please. No copy hits. No AI. Need people who are in it for long term. No milestones. Check my reviews to be sure you will be paid for original work. Need people to start right away. Regards M

...respond to supervisor e-mails quickly in less than 15 minutes. * Must take and return calls from potential clients, clients and other parties in a respectful and professional manner. * Ideal candidate would have a desire to work at a law firm for at least one year and can work with little to no supervision. * Ability to follow directions. * Good Attitude. Must be friendly, outgoing, good-sense of humor, and professional. * Ability to multi-task * Strong writing abilities--ability to communicate with clients and third parties with proper spelling and grammar and without typos * Strong communication skills--the position requires comfort speaking professionally and pleasantly with potential clients and opposing counsel. * Ability to handle stress and fast-paced environment. * Strong...

I am currently grappling with a gnawing issue with my React project. Specifically, a certain component is acting up; it does render, however, the data is just off. This incorrect data is primarily sourced from the client-side state or context, adding another layer of complexity to this enigma. I require a seasoned React developer with extensive experience in troubleshooting and mending rendering issues. The ideal candidate should have: - Specialized knowledge in React, specifically JS and JSX. - Hands-on experience in managing client-side state or context. - Excellent debugging skills, with a knack for data accuracy. - Proficiency in performance optimization. The goal is not merely to resolve this issue, but also to optimize the performance of the React app so that iss...

I'm in search of a talented artist who can create a humorous and lively hand-drawn caricature for a special gift I'm preparing. The cartoon should feature a single character, designed in a caricature style. Ideal skills for this project include: - Proficient hand-drawing abilities - Experience in creating caricatures - Creativity and a keen sense of humor The outcome should be an endearing and unique caricature, a one-of-a-kind piece that will surely bring a smile to the recipient's face. I'll supply a photo. I want the character to be dressed for ballet.

I'm searching for a capable NextJs developer. While specific features for the project have yet to be determined, experience in Server-Side Rendering (SSR), Static Site Generation (SSG), and Client-Side Rendering (CSR) will be beneficial. Have worked on complex frontend development(UI) and have a good understanding of REST apis.

I'm looking for a talented individual who can help me with some basic podcast editing and social media management. Podcast Editing: - I need someone who can edit my podcast. The editing mainly involves removing mistakes and inconsistencies in the audio, as well as adding intro/outro music. It's more on the basic side, so you don't have to worry about complex sound design or enhancement. I am currently using Descript. - The desired tone for the podcast is conversational, so I need an editor who can maintain this tone throughout the podcast. Social Media Management: - I also need support with managing my social media presence. The primary platforms I'm focusing on are Instagram, Facebook, and Youtube (I need assistance creating my YouTube channel) - You'll b...

I'm looking to create a 3D visual of a brick fireplace with gas insert with built-ins on either side and molding/trim work above. I have dimensions and examples, just need to see the 3D visual. The ideal freelancer for this project should have: - Proven experience in designing traditional interiors - Expertise in creating 3D models with brick fireplaces and trim work/built ins - Strong eye for detail and aesthetic design - Ability to design and integrate built-in shelves or cabinets in the overall design. -Be able to do the project quickly

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I'm seeking a proficient video editor with a knack for enhancing gameplay footage. The task is twofold: 1. Edit Gameplay Highlights: I require someone who can take raw footage and extract the most exhilarating gameplay moments. 2. Create Montage of Funny Moments: Additionally, you must be able to identify and compile hilarious incidents in the game into a separa...enhancing gameplay footage. The task is twofold: 1. Edit Gameplay Highlights: I require someone who can take raw footage and extract the most exhilarating gameplay moments. 2. Create Montage of Funny Moments: Additionally, you must be able to identify and compile hilarious incidents in the game into a separate, engaging montage. Experience in gaming video editing and a good sense of timing and humor are crucia...

I am seeking experienced AP Assessment Item writers in Calculus. If you have experience in teaching and writing AP assessment items for Calculus- AP Calculus, please share your updated resume that shows these experiences. The freelance should craft Intermediate level AP assessment items, to challenge students while aiding their understanding of the subject. Previous experience in academic content creation, teaching, or AP test preparation is desirable for this project. Solid understanding of AP Test standards, format, and expectations is key. Your creativity and educational insight are highly welcome.

Website development work You need to provide the Domain, Hosting, content and the images. While working on the website if we need any paid plugin then you have to buy that from your side . You also need to buy the theme which you have shared to start the work

I'm on a mission to invigorate a blog that speaks to aspiring and established writers, creatives, and seekers of inspiration. More than just a project, this is a quest. A quest to blend lifestyles with creative writing to shape experiences, share stories, and inspire a generation of creators. - Objective: Create a blog that revolves around lifestyle and creative writing. It needs to be innovative, unique, and engaging. - Theme: Lifestyle intertwined with creativity. - Audience: Our audience spans through a variety of creative seekers - both aspiring and established writers, as well as those looking for inspiration in their everyday lives. Key Skills: - Blog writing - Creative writing - Understanding of lifestyle trends - Eye for impactful storytelling - Ability to eng...

I'm looking for a professional B2B website copywriter who can help me showcase our products and services in an engaging, conversational tone. This is a project for someone who understands the ins and outs of B2B marketing and can tailor their writing to appeal directly to other businesses. The idea is to hone in on problem statements that resonate with our ICP. Your work should be clear, c...us stand out in a crowded marketplace. Key requirements: - Experience in B2B copywriting - Ability to showcase products and services effectively - Strong understanding of conversational and engaging tone - Proven track record of delivering B2B website copy that drives results - Suggest content structures that highlight our product's use case. Looking forward to working with a talented...

I'm in need of a skilled content writer to craft engaging finance-focused articles for my website. Requirements: - The successful freelancer should share past work that showcases their writin...articles for my website. Requirements: - The successful freelancer should share past work that showcases their writing and research capabilities. - The articles should fall within the range of 550 to 650 words. Your expertise in finance and writing will be vital in producing content that is informative, engaging, and suitable for my target audience. I'm keen on innovative financial methods for writers. The right candidate should be able to communicate complex concepts in a clear and compelling manner. Your articles will be instrumental in establishing my website as a go-to res...

This is a simple assembly job. I need someone to assemble a series of single-frame cartoons from a provided collection of images, complete with dialogue and narration bubbles. I will supply the images and the dialogu...narration bubbles. I will supply the images and the dialogue. There are a total of 12 images, but only 10 need dialogue or narration bubbles. The other 2 are standalone images with no dialogue or narration. Once you have assembled the single-frame cartoons, you will also assemble them into two 11 inch by 6 inch wide pages made to look like a comic strip for printing. Each page will have 6 frames on a side, 3 on top row, and 3 on second row. View the copy and images at this link:

...am looking for something very eye catching - I need all the content as in given reference card, for both side. - I have attached the high resolution images for the same (Logos in boht layout and QR Code) - I need to design my business card in color combination of Gold and Black as per my logo pattern - on One side, I need Big size (top-bottom) logo , as it is going to be embossed while print - rest information you can use from the sample business cards. - Need source file in (editable) AI, CDR only with all other PNG, JPG and PDF file here are some sample, we are looking for, but yes, we need to include all above details as mentioned in sample cards. (Logo must be big in one side and QR code must be readable with actual card size)

Hi there We looking for skilled and reliable Developer who have goos skills in MongoDB and Laravel and RestFul API to build APi "Call and Request API for our ChatSystem. U have to work with 2 Developer in our team, ur task will be basicyl only our Admindashboard and API - Side only. What we have ready - Our Dashboard is ready has some issue u have to fix them first - Our MongoDB is ready we will provide u the access for that What is ur Work; U will clean up our iTheme and do some optimzation in our Dashboard like remove some Module and fe by following our Documentation in the Attachment. U have to create the API what our App developer need and also u will request the Data form that Developer about ur need to do ur work. U have to deliver clean work and deliver the API d...

...our pet product catalog into engaging and fun Reels videos for Facebook and TikTok. Key Requirements: - Catalog: You will be provided with a range of pet gadgets as content for the videos. - Editing: You will not be involved in filming. You will focus on editing these pre-recorded clips into engaging videos in Reels format. - Style: The videos should have a fun and playful tone, so a sense of humor and creativity will be vital. - Elements: Your job will be to incorporate subtitles to enhance the videos and background music. -You will take videos from the internet of my products that have gone viral and cut and edit them to make new ones so the content is recycled. Ideal skills and experience: - Demonstrated video editing experience, especially for social media platforms such ...

I'm in need of iOS users to test adventure games and earn trophies within the games. Will pay based on how many trophies you earn. Key Points: - I'm looking for participants who can commit to testing regularly and providing timely feedback. - You are welcome to use any iOS device for the testing, no specific models are required. - The feedbac... Ideal Candidate: - Must be an iOS user with a passion for adventure games. - Excellent communication skills to provide clear and concise impressions and bug reports. - Commitment to testing regularly and on different games as they are developed. - Previous experience as a game tester is a plus, but not mandatory. If you're an iOS user with a love for adventure games and keen to earn some side income, this is the per...

...adhere to the specific dimensions and measurements I provide and must be of a quality that I can use to produce a prototype. Key Requirements: - Ability to create a detailed, realistic representation of the invention. - Proficiency in CAD software to execute the design. - Incorporation of specific dimensions and measurements provided by me. - Creation of multiple views of the design, including top, side, and front views. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Previous experience in CAD design, particularly in creating detailed and realistic designs. - Strong understanding of engineering principles to ensure the functionality and feasibility of the design. - Excellent communication skills to understand and incorporate my requirements effectively. The end goal is to have a design that ...

I'm looking for an experienced cafe interior designer to create trendy and modern designs for my cafe. Ideally, the atmosphere should be both stylish and inviting, erring on the side of warm tones (especially reds, oranges, and yellows). The seating arrangement should focus on regular tables and chairs, providing a comfortable space for customers. Experience with similar projects would be highly advantageous.

I'm seeking skilled writers to craft articles and blog posts on Technology, Health and Wellness, and Travel themes. Here's some more detailed information: - Quantity: I need less than 10 articles in total. - Word Count: Expect to write articles within a 1000-1500 word count range. Ideal freelancers should have a strong command of English and experience writing engaging content on diverse topics. Expertise or interest in technology, health and wellness, or travel is a plus. I look forward to seeing your bids and sample work!

I'm seeking a talented social media marketing expert to enhance my brand's awareness among the youth aged between 18-24 on Facebook and TikTok. Key responsibilities: - Curate content that is engaging and relatable to the target age group. - Generate increased online exposure and visibility for... Key responsibilities: - Curate content that is engaging and relatable to the target age group. - Generate increased online exposure and visibility for the brand. - Regularly track, analyze, and report on performance metrics. The ideal candidate should have: - Proven experience in managing Facebook and TikTok marketing campaigns. - A deep understanding of current culture, trends, memes, and humor relevant to youth aged 18-24. - Proficiency in performance analysis and making da...

I am seeking a skilled photo editor or graphic designer to modify an existing image. Key Tasks: - Replace one person in the image - The replacement should incorporate a specific humorous element - detailing a man w...incorporate the described element with care and creativity is crucial. A background in caricature or cartoon-style graphics may be advantageous. Ideal candidate: - Proficient in Photoshop or similar - Experience in photo retouching and manipulation - Ability to work with humor and sensitivity - Expert in blending elements naturally Your proposal should include similar image alteration projects you have completed. Please provide a brief explanation of how you will approach the task. Understand this project requires a sense of humor but also respect to th...

(By My Invite Only) I'm seeking a talented graphic artist to create 10-20 pieces of digital artwork for my project. This involves the production of both 2D static images and GIFs, all centered around the theme of humor. Essential Skills and Requirements: - Proficient in generating high-quality 2D designs - Ability to create eye-catching, hilarious GIFs - Strong grasp of current trends in meme culture - Excellent sense of humor and understanding of comic timing in visual media

I'm seek...Platform: I'll be providing footage from a console gaming platform for the video. It's essential that the editor is familiar with console-based gameplay. - Inclusions: The video will need to include: - Special Effects: I'm looking for visually engaging special effects that enhance the overall viewing experience. - On-screen Text: Including on-screen text at key points to provide context or enhance humor. - Gameplay Highlights: Highlighting the most exciting and engaging moments of the gameplay to keep viewers engaged. Ideal candidates should have experience in fast-paced video editing, a good understanding of console gaming, and a flair for incorporating special effects and on-screen text in a way that enhances the video's energy. Lookin...

I'm on a mission to invigorate a blog that speaks to aspiring and established writers, creatives, and seekers of inspiration. More than just a project, this is a quest. A quest to blend lifestyles with creative writing to shape experiences, share stories, and inspire a generation of creators. - Objective: Create a blog that revolves around lifestyle and creative writing. It needs to be innovative, unique, and engaging. - Theme: Lifestyle intertwined with creativity. - Audience: Our audience spans through a variety of creative seekers - both aspiring and established writers, as well as those looking for inspiration in their everyday lives. Key Skills: - Blog writing - Creative writing - Understanding of lifestyle trends - Eye for impactful storytelling - Ability to eng...