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I'm looking for a skilled craftsman to design a modern picture frame made of wood. Ideal Skills: - Extensive experience with frame creation and craftsmanship - Specialization in modern designs - Knowledgeable in woodworking Project Details: - The frame is intended for pictures and should be made with quality wood - It should portray a modern design aesthetic. The sleek and new age characteristics of modern style are key here - All details regarding dimensions and specific design elements of the frame will be discussed post-hiring. Looking forward to seeing your portfolio and discussing this project further.

...functionality should only apply to a mobile device view (width < 780px) Once clicked the camera app should launch with an overlay frame, the overlay should include 2 buttons: A 75% transparent camera icon should capture the picture once clicked. The red button should close the camera app with the overly Once a picture is taken a confirmation page should show the recently taken picture with an overlay asking for confirmation and an button for retake (see confirmation page) Once the picture has been confirmed an asynchronous process should start compressing the picture on the client side and upload it to a digital ocean space. The application should be to capture the remaining pictures and display the confirmation page and asynchronously compress ...

I'm seeking someone proficient in facial recognition technologies that can compare images of an eight year old female , and a fifty year woman, to determine if they are the same individual, by comparing the following aspects: facial features, and expression . Ideal Skills: - Proficient in Facial Recognition: The ideal candidate should have a robust understanding of how facial recognition technology works and how to compare various facial features. - Image Processing: Experience with image processing . Analyzing and comparing expression and features of images is crucial. - Security and Privacy: Knowledge of security and privacy concerns related to facial recognition technology is a plus.

I am looking to capture a traditional-style family photo for display. The photo will feature 4-6 family members. I'm hoping to make it look realistic and like we actually got together for our picture. Looking for someone who can make this photo look realistic, I have attached a photo of an idea of what I'm thinking but I would love a different input if you had one. I'm not skilled at all so the guy with curly hair I only have like 4 photos of him, so he is not originally in the "idea" photo. I guess overall I'm looking for someone who can draw or edit us all together and make us look nice.

I have two of grandmothers rings that I've inherited and would like have re-designed. (Picture of both rings included) Not sure if I just want one or both to start to with, will depend on the cost. The rings both have a gold band and a square emerald stone. What I would like is the have the emerald stones reset in 2 simple, slim, silver or platinum bands. I’ve included some images for reference.

I am looking for an expert in antenna design, specifically for high-frequency pulse antennas, to design a solution for a Radar system project. A very quick and easy design with those which are familiar with pcb software. I basically just need you to copy the attached picture with solder. The only component will be an SMA connector, thats it. Skills and Experience: - Deep understanding of high-frequency (above 10 GHz) pulse antenna designs - Proven experience in circuit Design software to implement the design on a PCB layout. - Prior work in antenna design for radar systems - Strong knowledge of using design software for antenna modeling and simulation Project Details: - The antenna should operate at high frequencies (above 10 GHz). - This project is focused on a Plate Antenna D...

USE THE PHOTO I UPLOADED!!!! I am seeking a creative and talented illustrator who can bring an engaging and humorous vision to life. I the photo of the car I uploaded performing some funny stunts – specifically, I want to see the car jumping a ramp with flames shooting out its back. This should strike the perfect balance between funny and impressive, crafted with a sense of light-hearted fun. USE THE PICTURE I UPLOADED INTO THIS! Although I have left some questions unanswered, I invite freelancers to use their creativity and propose different funny add-ons or elements to be incorporated with the base idea. Preferred freelancer skills & experiences: - Graphic design or illustration experience - Creative mind with a sense of humor - Understanding of...

I'm looking for a graphic designer to assist with creating nursing-related designs for various products. These products include straw toppers, stickers, mugs, bags, socks, congratulation items/gift for graduating nursing school and etc. The primary goal for these designs is to create a UNIQUE, cohesive and appealing brand identity. Funny and out of the box ideas are welcomed :) Key Requirements: - Expertise in graphic design with a focus on creating visually appealing and cohesive designs - Experience in designing for physical products such as mugs, bags, and stickers - Understanding of nursing-related elements and themes - Ability to incorporate elements such as nurse hats, medical equipment, nursing quotes, symbols, and care scenes into the designs in a creative and visually...

I'm seeking a data entry p...on Google Maps. The deliverable should be an Excel spreadsheet with the following information for each locker: I have provided a sheet with more detailed instructions attached, with list of cities required included. - Name - Address - Picture - Operating hours This research is crucial to exploring potential market opportunities. It's essential that the information is detailed and accurate to assist me in making informed decisions. Will need to have provide a and excel or google sheet document with the information requested above. Need at least 1 picture per location. Please I am currently on a $40 budget for this. If you can do this, I will kindly contact to the people that match this offer, and has the time to start as soon as po...

...rather than capital Key Requirements: - The logo should be bold and colorful, reflecting the vibrant nature of the platform and appealing to a young audience. - I'm looking for a text-only logo, so the design should focus on incorporating the channel's name in an eye-catching and creative way. - It should be simple enough to be recognizable even when displayed in small sizes, like in a profile picture. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in logo design, especially for social media platforms or brands targeting a youthful demographic. - Strong sense of color theory and an ability to create eye-catching, dynamic designs. - Understanding of the constraints of social media logos and the importance of simplicity and recognizability. If you have a keen eye fo...

Would like a JPEG dinner party invitation Can use this picture of me if helpful Text to include: Street's 40th* Wednesday 29 May 6pm - pre drinks: Bar Olo, Carlton 7pm - Scopri private dining room strictly no gifts *plus GST

I need a talented designer to create professional and elegant double-sided business cards. I...considered a significant asset for this project. Can't wait to see your designs! I have attached a similar accounting business card how I want my business card to look. The second attachment that shows the logo “NJÆ Accounting” is the business name and logo of my business and I would like the exact color. On the back side I would like it bottom part white and top part black similar to the demo picture. I would like my contact information included such as phone number, email, and social media pages. Please find attached the blue postal card that provides all of my business information and services provided. The services provided are : • Taxes Preparation ...

I need a medium-sized ad for my lawn care service, designed to be used in print. The design should be fun and vibrant, with a green thumb type of background. In the center of the ad, I would like a picture of myself pushing a lawn mower. Key Tasks: - Design a medium-sized ad (728x90 pixels) - Ensure that the ad has a fun and vibrant style - Incorporate a green thumb type of background - Include a central picture of me pushing a lawn mower Ideal Freelancer: - Experienced in creating print advertisements - Proficient in using graphic design software - Capable of working with specific design requests - Creative and able to produce a fun and vibrant design Please provide examples of your previous work when applying. I'm looking forward to collaborating with a talented pro...

I'm seeking an artist experienced in creating funny, cartoon-styled artwork for a series of meme coins. My preferences are as follows: - Style: I want the artwork's style to be cartoon-like. Someone with a keen eye for creating engaging, humorous cartoons would be ideal for this project. - Color Scheme: Please stick to warm colors such as reds, oranges, and yellows to portray the energetic and upbeat vibe I'm aiming for. - Mood: The overall tone should be humorous. The artwork should infuse an element of fun and should casually connect with the meme coin community. - Themes are: Politics Sports Cats This is a unique project; hence, prior experience in creating digital cartoons or digital assets, especially in the cryptocurrency world, will prove beneficial. The ...

...issues to be fixed. - Fixing Adsense Issues: * My website requires restructuring of ad placements. * Improvements are also required for optimizing ad formats, and enhancing ad visibility. - Website Optimization for Devices: * The blog needs to be well optimized for desktop, mobile and tablet usage. * The scrolling issue which is adversely affecting user experiences also needs to be solved. * The food images get stretched and are non-aesthetic in accordance with the website - SEO Friendliness for Recipes: * The individual recipes are shorter and have more picture based representation which needs some tweaking and advice. - Additional Improvements: * Incorporate two new tabs on my website for podcast and portfolio. The website ...

I'm seeking a talented graphics designer to create a cartoonish style sticker of chicken Joe as a paratrooper for personal expression. Cartoonish, chicken strapped as an 82nd airborne army. The key requirements are: - Sticker design centered around personal expression - Cartoonish style artwork - Sticker must be medium-sized, between 5 and 10 cm Not much experienced, just make it funny and have fun with it. Need 40 stickers. Please send me your quote.

I have a photo with a group of 3-5 individuals. I'm looking for an image editor to move the individuals in the picture closer together while maintaining a natural look. Key tasks include: - Adjusting the positions of the people in the image to make them appear closer together - Ensuring the final image looks natural and not manipulated - Potentially, providing color correction, brightness/contrast adjustments, or other minor edits that could enhance the overall quality of the image Ideal freelancer: - Proficient in image editing software such as Adobe Photoshop - Experienced in retouching, and manipulating images - Able to deliver high-quality work with attention to detail - Strong communication skills to understand and execute client's vision

I have a photo with a group of 3-5 individuals. I'm looking for an image editor to move the individuals in the picture closer together while maintaining a natural look. Key tasks include: - Adjusting the positions of the people in the image to make them appear closer together - Ensuring the final image looks natural and not manipulated - Potentially, providing color correction, brightness/contrast adjustments, or other minor edits that could enhance the overall quality of the image Ideal freelancer: - Proficient in image editing software such as Adobe Photoshop - Experienced in retouching, and manipulating images - Able to deliver high-quality work with attention to detail - Strong communication skills to understand and execute client's vision

I have a graduation picture that needs color editing. I'd like the following changes to be made: - Edit the graduation gown and cap to a teal color - Add 'Class of 2036' over the heart area The project involves altering the color of specific elements in the picture and adding text. The ideal freelancer should have experience in photo editing, particularly color correction and text addition, to ensure the picture is edited to a professional standard.

...and preventative maintenance company named "MAINTAINED". As the name suggests, the logo should evoke feelings of reliability, durability, and top-tier servic I've attached the existing logo (gold M and black name logo) and in white the look of a potential logo that I like the look and feel of. i want the logo to include a really nicely designed "M" as you will see in the white picture I've attached. the current website is however that will be updated as well Ideal Skills: - Proficient in Adobe Illustrator or similar design software - Experience designing modern logos - Understands color theory, especially with the mentioned palette - Able to provide multiple design drafts I anticipate proposals from those who can provide relevant portfo...

As part of my project, I'm in need of an accomplished Photoshop artist who has specialized skills and experience in photo retouching and adding or removing objects from images. I have seven pictures of a house that I need to edit to make as pretty as possible. This is just a pre...objects from images. I have seven pictures of a house that I need to edit to make as pretty as possible. This is just a preliminary job, and if the results are good, we will work on a way bigger project. The house is located in a cold place in the mountains, so I want to convey a sense of warmth and intimacy. However, I don't want the colors to be too much saturated, or that it's clear that the picture have been edited. I attached one of the images, so that you can have an idea on the ...

My retail business is in search of a skilled freelancer who can help us bolster our...customers, introducing our products, and persuading them to make purchases. - Please have a clear understanding of the retail marketplace in order to target potential customers effectively. - **Bookkeeping**: - On the bookkeeping side, we'd need you to keep our financial records updated and accurate. This includes recording sales, expenses, and payments to help us get a clear financial picture of our business. - Familiarity with retail bookkeeping would be a definite plus. I'm specifically looking to outsource this project, so if you have a strong track record in telemarketing and bookkeeping, and can demonstrate that you've been able to drive sales in a similar setting, I...

I'm looking for an experienced script writer to create a funny, engaging text for a promotional video. The video is aimed at individuals who have yard work to do (snow blowing, lawn mowing, leaf blowing). It should be something that resonates with their experience and brings a smile to their face. Key requirements: - Experience in writing scripts for promotional videos - Ability to create humorous content - Understanding of the target audience, particularly people involved in yard work Please share previous projects or examples that demonstrate your skills in creating engaging, funny video scripts. The product we are promoting is called Yarbo - 3-in-1 multi-function yard robot. It's fully autonomous and can be controlled remotely.

I need an experienced video editor familiar with advanced editing techniques. The project revolves primarily around videos intended for company branding and promotion. Considering this, the main tasks will include: - Cutting, merging, and editing video footage - Adding effects and transitions to improve engagement - Specifically working with text overlays on video -Adding Short Funny Video fillers Ideal experts for this job will have significant experience in promotional video editing, combine Educational with Entertainment and Inspirational bits, proficiency in text overlay techniques, and a keen eye for what type of visual editing increases engagement in a corporate context. A Detailed Script will be provided with the raw video. A deep understanding of branding is beneficial. ...

I need 4 Instagram highlight covers made: I have a color combo I’d like used and I just want a simple animated picture to represent each topic. For instance “workouts” would just be a dumbbell. “Scripture” would just be an open book. “Dad life” could be a house and “my story” could have a heart. And one for “running” can be a shoe. I’ve attached examples and then a picture of me that is AI generated that I’d like to use the color of my hat and orange as the colors for the highlights.

I'm looking for a creative photo editor who can artistically place our pets into fo...attire. Your creativity is very welcome. - The edited photos should be as photo-realistic as possible. I don't want an abstract or cartoon aesthetic. - I'd prefer if the outfits are varied – some adding tuxedos, some incorporating dresses, and some according to your artistic vision. The ideal candidate should have: - Extensive experience in photo editing - A creative mind for dressing up pets in funny yet stylish ways - Ability to produce photo-realistic edits - Good reviews of similar projects You don't have to be a pet lover to take this project, but it would definitely be a plus! Your proposal should include links to similar works you've done before. I look forw...

I'm looking for a talented 3D artist to design a modern, sleek bag, suitcase and combo set for an upcoming product line. The designs should encapsulate a sophisticated and contemporary aesthetic that appeals to a stylish, discerning clientele....execute creative vision - Excellent communication skills to facilitate the design process. We are looking for someone who will make a nice suitcase and a bag like a set. We have the idea but we want to modify it, so we need someone creative to help us to realize it. The idea of the suitcase is that suitcase is multifunctional ( I will attach the picture) and very comfortable to transfer with it. And the bag will be in the set. I will attach the picture of the suitcase we want, and we already have some drafts but we need to cus...

I need a fashion-focused Wordpress blog styled in a playful, semi-formal aesthetic. Must include features such as: The blog will consist of approx. 30 articles, 5-6 reels and 2 photo gallery sections with text. The blog will be divided in 4 categories. - Social media integration - Search functionality - 4 categories + About us page - No more than 4 scrolls per...and 2 photo gallery sections with text. The blog will be divided in 4 categories. - Social media integration - Search functionality - 4 categories + About us page - No more than 4 scrolls per page Skills and experience ideal for the job would be Wordpress mastery, a strong design sense, and knowledge of social media integrations. An interest or background in fashion would be a plus. PFA a picture showing a similar ...

I need design for flashcard. Size of card is 10 cm *8 cm. Please look at attached picture for referance. I want similar design, one design for each arabic letter (28 letters). Variaty of colours also (random letter may be red, green, yellow, blue, orange, purple.

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I'm in need of a talented cartoonist who can create vibrant, funny and exaggerated caricatures in a traditional, hand-drawn style for my corporate events. Key requirements: - **Caricature Style**: The primary requirement is that your caricatures should be 'Cartoonish' in nature. It's essential that you can deliver a style that is humorous, quirky, and suitable for a light-hearted atmosphere. - **Purpose**: The caricatures will be used for an engagement party, so they should be appropriate for a professional setting but can lean into certain inappropriateness for humour purposes. - **Format**: I am looking for the caricatures in physical form, not digital. You'll need to create them on paper or other suitable medium so they can be handed out and taken home...

I'm in urgent need of a professional who can change my photo background. Key requirements: - Background Change: The selected freelancer should be skilled in editing photos to replace my current background with a new one. - Timeliness: I need this task to be completed as soon as possible. Please note that I did not specify the type of background I want, giving you a free hand to suggest a fitting one. Your creativity and professional skills are highly valued.

I'm looking for a...Joomla/Virtuemart expert to assist us in integrating our products into our new Joomla/Virtuemart template. Key Requirements: - Integration of some product categories into the main page, (then we can do the others), and change some of the pictures/ads on main page to our sliding banner. - Setting up multi-tier pricing for products based on quantity ordered, and able to select colors and have picture change to that color item.(only need do a few, then we can do the others). - Creating a written guide or video for us on how to manage products and categories on the main page. It's vital that you have a strong understanding of both Joomla and Virtuemart to successfully complete this project. Your experience in e-commerce and product management will also b...

*** US CANDIDATES ONLY *** I'm seeking a virtual assistant with a strong finance background to manage various tasks. Key Responsibilities: - Budgeting: You'll be responsible for creating and monitoring budgets to ensure financial health. - Expense Tracking: Accurately log and keep track of expenses to maintain a clear financial picture. - Invoicing: Prepare and send invoices to vendors and clients in a timely manner. Your Experience: - Proficiency in Excel: Since I currently handle finance using Excel, it is essential that you are comfortable with this software. - Previous Finance Management: Experience in budgeting, expense tracking, and invoicing is a must. - Strong Communication: Being able to keep me updated and informed on financial matters is key. Please highligh...

I need your expertise in Photoshop, specifically for a complex photo editing project. The task involves pasting a person into a picture which will require advanced object removal and composite edits. Ideal skills and experience required: - Extensive experience with Photoshop - Expertise in photo editing and manipulation - Proficient in object removal and composite edits The project should be executed with keen attention to detail and a high level of accuracy to maintain a realistic output.

I need a talented designer to create a cover for my book, "A guide on how to write a children's picture book and self-publishing." The manuscript is already written and now, I need a cover that will catch the eye. The theme is from concept to creation, so the design should reflect this. Although it's a guide, I want it to have a playful yet modern appeal to resonate adults and stand out from the other how to guides. No people thinking or light bulbs please :0). Ideal traits for this job: 1. An innovative designer with a fresh perspective on book covers 2. Experience in creating modern book covers for "how-to" books. 3. Capacity to design insync with the theme and manuscript content. Your portfolio showcasing similar works will be a great advantage. P...

...engaging and professional book cover for my picture book. The project involves designing and formatting the cover to make it ready for self-publishing. Key project factors: - Genre: The book falls under the 'how-to' category, focusing on writing a picture book and the self-publishing process. - Design Directions: I'm open to both specific design suggestions and general creative ideas. Your input and expertise in this area are highly valued. - Expertise: I'm looking for a professional with a strong portfolio in book cover design, especially in the educational or instructional genre. Experience in formatting books for self-publishing platforms is a plus. The ideal freelancer for this project should: - Have a deep understanding of the picture ...

I need a Python expert knowledgeable in Android-PC interfacing. I run a Linux OS on my computer and I am looking to have a script developed that allows me to take a picture from my Android phone on command from the PC. Objective: - A Python script to take pictures from an Android phone controlled via a Linux OS. Key Features: - Trigger the script to capture a photo when a specific event (like a click) happens on the PC. - The location for saving captured photos is undecided and open for suggestion. Ideal Skills and Expertise: - Python programming with experience in Android-PC interfacing. - Knowledge of Linux based systems. - Understanding of camera operations on Android. Please bid with a proposed solution in mind, and add any experience you have with similar projects. Whoev...

I am in need of an expert freelancer to create multiple user and social media profiles on my behalf. The social media platforms to be used include Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Skills and Experi... Twitter, and Instagram. Skills and Experience: - Mastery in creating profiles across these listed social platforms. - Familiarity with social media and profile settings and privacy measures. - Excellent attention to detail and commitment to preserving brand consistency. Tasks: - Create profiles on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. - The profiles will include my name, a bio, and a profile picture. Please note that all provided details must be handled with discretion and privacy. This task is ideal for freelancers with experience in Social Media Management, Content Creation, and...

Hello, we have a short short work for a CAD profile I'm in need of a skilled draftsman or drafter who can convert an image into a basic-level detailed DWG file in order for it to be cut out of sheet metal using a...of this project include: - Basic-level detailing - just enough to ensure the image can be accurately reproduced in the DWG file. - Abilities in image to Cad conversion - for plasma cutting. - Understanding of scalable drawings - no specific physical dimensions. Experience with plasma cutting machines would be a plus, but is not mandatory. note: the contour is important, no double lines The picture is cut out of sheet metal and the surfaces have to hang together so that it doesn't fall apart The photo is taken and converted into a DWG If the work is good, mor...

PLEASE REVIEW ATTACHED SRS CAREFULLY I'm seeking a skilled developer to create a website featuring an interactive graph for displaying stock market data, specifically price trends over time. The goal of this project is to provide a clear, engaging, and easily understandable picture of stock market price movements. Key Project Requirements: - Excellent understanding of data visualization principles and tools - Ability to design and build a responsive and user-friendly website - Extensive experience working with financial data, particularly stock market price trends - Proficiency in coding languages such as TypeScript(Angular) and Python - Attention to detail to ensure accuracy across all data representations Your role would be to design and implement an interact...

I need diverse logos designed for my company’s social media pages, predominantly Inst...company’s social media pages, predominantly Instagram. NAME: The Financially Literate - Logo Text: The logo should include the name of my company. (The Financially Literate) - Style: I'm seeking a diverse range of logo styles to ensure adaptability on each platform. - Color Schemes: Consist of two main themes: white/black/green (use green palette in picture provided MAIN LOGO: The money with the checkmark - for the instagram profile picture, would like a ring around the edge to outline as seen in the other pictures LOGOS for story highlights: i want a variety of VERY similar to the ones in the photos provided, with the ring around them and similar theme of items in t...

I need a talented photo editor to refine my current picture for professional use. Here's what I'm looking for: - Background Removal: Eliminate the existing backdrop and replace it with something business-inspired. - Corporate Makeover: Infuse a corporate and friendly feel to my image. This includes using vibrant colors, smoothing skin tones, and possibly adding a realistic looking corporate attire for a more polished look. - Mildly Modified Appearance: While I want to maintain my likeness, I'd appreciate subtle tweaks that enhance my online persona, striking a balance between authority and approachability. Timeline: I require the final touch-ups within a one-week period. Ideal candidates for this project should showcase a strong portfolio related to photo editing...

I'm in need of an AI expert who can assist me in realizing the video output generated by our AI bot. r find other ways to make funny videos . fast easy cheap but good and funny Key Project Details: - **Target Audience**: Primarily adults. - **Video Content**: The AI bot is designed to create video content across different genres including: - Comedy skits - Educational videos - How-to tutorials Your role will involve: - Understanding our existing AI bot and its video creation process. - Implementing a solution that can effectively translate the AI's video ideas into a finalized product suitable for adult viewers. - Ensuring the videos are engaging, well-edited, and align with the intended comedic, educational, or tutorial content. Ideal Skills and ...

...of the logo, I expect it to align with a sense of adventure, exploration, and travel romance that my agency embodies. I look forward to unique and exciting color suggestions from you to truly make the logo stand out. - Industry: The logo must reflect our core operations in the travel and tourism industry. So, think airplanes, globes, compasses, landmarks, or anything that would paint a clear picture of what we do. The ideal candidate for this job should have experience in creating text and image-based logos, preferably for travel agencies or similar businesses. You should also possess a strong sense of color theory and can provide unique and creative suggestions. I would also appreciate any examples of your past work, especially if it's industry-relevant. Let's create...

We will remove three persons from a picture professionally within 24 hours Thanks

Note before bids : my budget for whole this project is 10$ Development / Design social media website for mobile Functionalites that required : 1:Landing page that explain the concept 2: registration signing Signup 3: uploading profile picture 4: add friends and see friends of friends that joined 5: send invition link 6: write anonymously suggestions 7: points system: that lose or get points for used it.

Note before bids : my budget for whole this project is 10$ Development / Design social media website for mobile Functionalites that required : 1:Landing page that explain the concept 2: registration signing Signup 3: uploading profile picture 4: add friends and see friends of friends that joined 5: send invition link 6: write anonymously suggestions 7: points system: that lose or get points for used it.

Note before bids : my budget for whole this project is 10$ Development / Design social media website for mobile Functionalites that required : 1:Landing page that explain the concept 2: registration signing Signup 3: uploading profile picture 4: add friends and see friends of friends that joined 5: send invition link 6: write anonymously suggestions 7: points system: that lose or get points for used it.