Funny poems jobs
Purchased skydiving tickets for friends getting married. Planning to put the tickets on a piece of card stock with an image: Their faces superimposed over an image of two people skydiving. Maybe mouths and eyes manipulated to look wide open with fear in a funny way.
I need 10 gaming shirt designs for my shop. I am looking to cover some of the popular games, or memes from the gaming work. I AM NOT looking for templated shirts, funny quotes and similar. You can see attached documents as samples, I'm looking to get something similar. They can be any popular games. I am looking to work with someone multiple times, if everything goes well, I will be looking for more bundles with varying thematics. If I am happy with the first 10 designs, I will immediately order another 10 and will continue ordering shortly. Files should be delivered as *.svg, *.png and *.pdf Please provide samples of your previous designs.
Book title is: Down Memory Lane And Other Treeless Streets I want “Down Memory Lane” to be on a green street sign with white writing. “And Other Treeless Streets” should also be on a green street sign. The two signs should be together, perpendicular to each other as if on the corner of an actual place. So basically the title of the book is...want “Down Memory Lane” to be on a green street sign with white writing. “And Other Treeless Streets” should also be on a green street sign. The two signs should be together, perpendicular to each other as if on the corner of an actual place. So basically the title of the book is on a street sign you’d see on any average corner in town. This picture would be on the upper half of a 6x9 book of ...
I have these videos and pictures. I am not too happy with my work in Canva. Use my video as a guide and make a video with great transitions and graphics. Make it better! I need a fix price, you see my budget. Don’t bid low just to get the project and then up-charge. You can see my draft, and the videos/pics I need in the final one, no funny quotes please!
I have written 250 poems - mostly of a simple format and daily subjects. I had the first 100 printed into booklets but would like to have them all published in one book. What does a publisher do?
our general manager is leaving the company and im just looking for someone to photoshop their face & the face of our team members onto a couple of pictures. Neil is the person leaving the company - so its his face thats the priority (pictures attached labled Neil) then the other people bruce, i hope the below shows the importance of the people in t...the other people bruce, i hope the below shows the importance of the people in terms of blackadder. Neil Ret. = Blackadder Bruce Craddock = Hugh Lorrie Dylan Murdoch = Baldric Craig Dodman = Stephan Fry Carolyn Wilds = the woman or remaining Rebecca Tolhurst = our companies board of director chair - interchangable with carolyn ive attached a couple of examples - but if we could get 5/6 pictures funny for a goodbye session would b...
...Photoshop, Illustrator, In Design) • Excellent written, verbal, and interpersonal skills • Self-motivated and proactive • Experience applying brand guidelines to projects • Participate in design concepts • Design collaboration skills • Effortless sketching skills to quickly convey concepts Salary: Commensurate with experience Company: We make offensive greeting cards so you get the glory of being funny as f**k. Why? You know your friends and family well. Really well. These are people you laugh with ‘til it fucking hurts. Your ride-or-dies. You’re inappropriate. You say offensive shit. No one judges. We launched DPC in July 2020 because we want people laughing together. Way more frequently. The harder the better. When people open our dir...
...Chest gun holster (like the example picture) Attached examples of the art we have for the project so far. The 3D examples are the current art and they ARE NOT what we want, WE DO NOT WANT 3D WE WANT 2D. You can use the assets we have in the 3D versions (sunglasses, security camera on head, shirt, chain, scratches, cigarrette, antenna on top of head, gun holster, etc.) These are supposed to be 2D funny, fun, animated looking birds that are clearly spying robots disguised as birds. Try to make their faces look like they are looking or listening intently and maybe their mouths are smirking. Please look at our twitter @RealBirdsGOV and our website to get an understanding of the vibe. The two images of pigeons can be used as examples of what we're looking for but use the ass...
Food Next Door gathers communities of neighbours in London for them share food surplus in order to stop household food waste. To sensibilize potential users about the impact on food waste, Food Next Door needs a impactful communication plan through social medias: to engage, raise awareness through a funny and original tone of voice - that will talk to EVERYONE.
Good morning, I'm posting this to find the best idea for an nft project. The winner of this will be our first choice for the creation of the entire NFT collection of 5000+ images. - I need a SINGLE design in 1000px X 1000px and fro...source files. - It must be an original design, handmade draw DESIGN: In the center: An handmade draw of a character of a face in pop art style that can be variated in some traits. The key of this face is the wig, it must be big and evident: curly, rasta but very evident. Inspriation for the pop-art style face is: They need to be funny and pleased. Background: This character must stay in a middle of a pixeled image background. At the moment the theme of the background is the beach. Thanks
I am making a personal love book of 40-50pgs. It contains pictures, poems, msgs and more. Formatting + image set up + charts are to be made on few pages.
...being developed for the cannabis market. Each gummy will contain Delta 9 THC, Horny Goat Weet and Ginseng. The products purpose is to get people high and give them an erection for greater sexual satisfaction. We would like a cool and funny design that emphasizes a concept based on marijuana and erections. The logo and bottle label should make it easy for the consumer to understand that the product produces a marijuana high and erection. It should be cool and humorus. We want to sell the products to people who want to get high and we also want it to be funny so that people will buy it as a gag gift. The website should have the following pages: Home Page About Us Product Page (1, 2 or 3 bottle packages) Terms and Conditions Privacy Policy Contact Us Form Shopp...
...being developed for the cannabis market. Each gummy will contain Delta 9 THC, Horny Goat Weet and Ginseng. The products purpose is to get people high and give them an erection for greater sexual satisfaction. We would like a cool and funny design that emphasizes a concept based on marijuana and erections. The logo and bottle label should make it easy for the consumer to understand that the product produces a marijuana high and erection. It should be cool and humorus. We want to sell the products to people who want to get high and we also want it to be funny so that people will buy it as a gag gift. The website should have the following pages: Home Page About Us Product Page (1, 2 or 3 bottle packages) Terms and Conditions Privacy Policy Contact Us Form Shopp...
I'm looking for a children's book illustrator to illustrate my book by the end of this week. The book is only around 25 pages. Stylistic inspiration can lean towards 'If you give a mouse a cookie' - expressive, funny, children oriented.
Looking for someone to write 500 words blog. Writing should be UNIQUE no copy. Something funny not boring. 15 USD Price not negotiable
We are creating a amusement park for kids in the age of 3-10 years where they can ride on electric mini cars in mini city environment. There will be roads, road signs, mini houses etc. Fun looking, kind of realstic adult world for kids. I am looking for a funny, easy to remember logo for this project. The name of the business in "Elbilslandet" The word is in Sweden but for you to understand it, in english this means "Electric car park" The logo should be fun, eye catching and easy to remember.
I'd like something like the screenshot I put below. I want it to be really colorful, and I want it to have the appearance of being drawn like the characters of that screenshot. I want it to look funny, and that banner will be for me (a man).
It's a 3 minutes dance song called BITCOIN The video should show the singer as a financial consultant in the office where he keeps singinig don't sell your bitcoin buy more bitcoin The clip should have some funny animation with BITCOIN graphic and symbol mixed with the singer singing many ballons falling and he comes out sining the words above something a little funny
...building branded YouTube channels for a living and we are looking for someone to help make a comedy youtube storytelling script there will be times when we would provide you with the video topic and you would create a funny script story around it. For instance "Working at a theme park made me lose my last brain cell" If we provide you the topic we will tell you certain stories etc so you can have an idea of how to approach and write the script and add in your own flavor of comedy to the mix There will also be times when you can write about anything you want even your own funny stories or personal experiences. Stories will not also just be on the channel but also the random things that people can relate to such as hating annoying moviegoers or cyclist. The scr...
i want you to make some funny animations video, Cartoon etc.
...(like/comment/share). iv. The contents must somehow luring people to install our travpart app. So you must know all of the features in our travpart app. () v. If you have the skill + follow our instructions above, this job is feasible to do for you in TIKTOK. If you have experienced, you would knows the content should consist things like "funny; tips; asking questions; etc" to get a better engagements and views. $20/10 engaging videos, Long term works, we need you make so much contents. --------- Criteria : 1. You must send me the videos you made here. 2. We shall only release every milestone if the posted video obtained more than 10,000 views + 100 engagements (like/comment/share). 3. The video content must somehow luring people to
It's a simple project for a proposal it should be cute and funny
I'm looking for a logo for the social media handle "the TV Diva" - it will have funny but classy commentary about television/movies and follow similar accounts. We would like the logo to be something creative, more than just fancy words. An idea is the image of a TV screen portraying "the TV Diva," covering the eyes of a smiling female cartoon face? Or some other type of cartoon design. The color pink/sparkle should be incorporated somehow.
...building branded YouTube channels for a living and we are looking for someone to help make a comedy youtube storytelling script there will be times when we would provide you with the video topic and you would create a funny script story around it. For instance "Working at a theme park made me lose my last brain cell" If we provide you the topic we will tell you certain stories etc so you can have an idea of how to approach and write the script and add in your own flavor of comedy to the mix There will also be times when you can write about anything you want even your own funny stories or personal experiences. Stories will not also just be on the channel but also the random things that people can relate to such as hating annoying moviegoers or cyclist. ...
We are building a site that requires Australian football players' images. We need 234 player images drawn and so are looking for multiple artists. I am looking for funny caricature impressions with full commercial rights, full colour and high resolution, transparent background. We want a minimum of head/ shoulders and arms. However, if you are able to do full body for the budget that is great (you will not be penalised for doing the minimum amount (i.e. not full body) the best artistic impressions will be chosen. I have attached the work of one of the artists we already have on this job for your reference. THE PLAYER FOR THE COMPETITION IS CAMERON GUTHRIE PLEASE COPY THIS IMAGE OR if preferred
I am writing a poetry book and need a cover for it. Poems are all based around finding hope after despair and sunshine after the storm etc. Title of the book is Silence is Not Always Golden.
Please find 1000 funny crypto memes with English text or with no text (please feel free to use google search, 9gag, reddit, pinterest, facebook groups and others); The formats should be compatible with facebook image formats (e.g. jpg, png, gif) Please make sure picture quality is as good as possible for desktop-viewers as well as for phone users Please add them to a google drive/dropbox/one drive/wetransfer and send the link Please no duplicates and no watermarks
Require cartoonist who can create funny and engaging content related to dog
Require cartoonist who can create funny and engaging content related to dog
I want to make a memorable card/poster for my friend for his birthday. He is a professional atleth and for him its all about mindset... and gear and time is just an excuse. So I was thinking...gear and time is just an excuse. So I was thinking that the headline could be "its not a gear game - its a mind game" (then som drawings see attached) and underneath the drawrings "and here Manu is the Champ" congratiolations. He just bought an old Fiat Panda - and he will soon carry his surfboard on top of it :-) he also has a scooter which he also have used to carry surfboard (inflatable) - so a funny drawing with a scooter/fiat Panda - all geared up with surfboards, and then manu in the center of it... is what im looking for. He has a very caractaristics face, so I can s...
I want to create videos for a channel, compilation of funny videos. I'm looking for a long relationship of business. Minimum time for videos is 8 minutes. For more information, please contact me. Thank you!
I have ten pages of mostly already typed up poems (some hand written content) that I would like to have typed up. I upload ten pages. I would be interested in a quote to do the work and when you could do it by.
I have a PVP skilled gaming project where i need to show off the characters in a fun way. I have character designs and needs them doing small things here and there moving around doing funny things. Short 5-10 second videos are perfect. Ideally them doing things competitive against one another, or training for something, etc. Some examples: NOTE: please use my character I have attached! The rat ?
I need to make funny animal videos for my youtube channel. 5 clips and each clip is at least 10 minutes long and videos must be exclusive very very very important to be clips Does not contain copyright *no music*
URGENT! Looking for Experienced ESL Teachers (no gender preference) Nationality: Chinese (from 4-year olds to teens) Schedule: Preferably free to teach at 6PM-9:30PM(BEIJING TIME) Requirements: 1. Bachelor's Degree (any college degree) 2. At least 1-3 years of relevant experience 3. native accent 4. Energetic, funny, patient and loves kids 5. Must have a laptop or desktop, headset with microphone + webcam, a stable internet connection (Wi-fi sticks as back up) 1. Short interview 2. 15-minute Trial Class 3. If the parent likes your teaching style, you may start immediately. Note: This is not an ESL company, it's a private group. Regular students are given. Once a student signs up, they usually commit to 30-50 lessons.
...the Cozy Club, has a very high-energy and fun-loving vibe. I am looking to grow and expand my reach on various platforms and need someone to come along for the ride. Living in the most beautiful and amazing city in the country- it is time I start taking the Cozy Club out of the studio and to some of the best places San Diego has to offer. I have some great, very entertaining ideas (often very funny and sometimes a bit uncomfortable) for content. Will you join me?...
I am needing a Logo created for my gaming channel. I want it to be modern looking and funny. If you play video games you know what Teabaging is. I want a logo with a teabag added to name.......My gamer tag is MrTeabag2u....thanks MK
Hi, i'm a CODM Call of Duty Mobile streamer and I'm looking for someone that can turn my live stream footage into funny and creative montages for youtube, instagram, facebook, and tiktok. I would need you to go through live stream footage and find best / funny moments and make cool montage out of it. Footage can be up to 2 hours long.
We are needing the over...We will be having our Team vote of the submissions daily. Our golf club colors are a dark green and our logo is the phoenix bird, so would love to incorporate these into the colors/design for the email invite! We will also be giving large & small tumblers out a prize that will be laser engraved with a silhouette of a women golfer, the word 9 Hole Invitational 2022 and a funny gold quote of saying, so will need to be supplied with fonts for both tumblers and email invite. We envision a lady golfer with a hibiscus flower in her hair with a ponytail and maybe palm leaves. Open to ideas to go with our theme. Also open to swinging, not swinging. We are just wanting everything to be uniform and high-end looking. We look forward to your submissions.
I have a 12 poems to put in a kids book Each poem is a riddle about an animal. Kids books need 32 pages, so i wil need a layout and illustrations to help me create the kifs book. You will be put down as the editor and illustrator for the book, so xredits will be directly in the book. It will be goong in the educational systems so it might go around the world. I am low on income so i might need a payment plan or be chsrged page by page. Looking for the best and most affordable
I am looking to do some face book and google adds for my finance business, and looking for perhaps a comedian or someone with a sense of humor to come up with some funny add headlines or "one liners" to catch attention. I suppose i am looking for a "content Writer" - you don't need to know anything about finance, just hit the funny bone of people that see the add. The add will be about any of these: Business Finance, car/vehicle finance/Asset finance/Cashflow finance, commercial finance, yellow goods finance - anything to do with a business. We are business broker specialists in the business finance area, access to over 50 banks and lenders who love to deal with small business owners. Getting finance can be a tricky exercise for many people, but w...
I need a speech writer for my sister's wedding on June 4th. I would like it to be funny and touching. Thanks.
10 Videos for 10$ videos will be 5-6 minutes long. i am recording gameplay footage, i want you to make that video funnier with montages. funny sounds, funny effects, must be people who understand meme culture and importantly, the sounds or memes (if you use any) used should be copyright free most importantly, there should be a feeling of hard work and effort for the added effects..
we want brand name for our clothing and accessories Company And We Need Funny attractive indian name that caught easily in indian market
i am recording gameplay footage, i want you to make that video funnier with montages. funny sounds, funny effects, must be people who understand meme culture and importantly, the sounds or memes (if you use any) used should be copyright free most importantly, there should be a feeling of hard work and effort for the added effects..
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Hello I am looking for someone who can create a company logo and / or mascot. We have a stall and selling the following goods: roasted almonds roasted nuts candy floss chocolate fruits on a skewer Our Name is "as Mandelstandl" (english something like "the alm...create a company logo and / or mascot. We have a stall and selling the following goods: roasted almonds roasted nuts candy floss chocolate fruits on a skewer Our Name is "as Mandelstandl" (english something like "the almondstall) My idea is something like a stall, best case comic style, like ours (see photo) with two or three almonds behind the stall - and they are selling. maybe little bit funny with sun glasses or something. And on top or bottom "As Mandelstandl" as lettering...
...Racy Resorts nationwide. It was a publicly held company. Stock prices had risen steadily for the first few years, but now they just seemed to be standing still. Maurice was close friends with Aldo Packer, a business writer for the influential World Daily newspaper. Maurice invited Aldo to lunch one day to discuss his situation and to seek assistance. “It’s like this,” Maurice said, “Too much funny stuff has been going on at a few of the resorts and I know some reporter is going to blow this up very soon. I know we should be more watchful, but everyone is an adult, after all. Anyway, I’ve been getting a lot of phone calls and it’s making me nervous.” “I don’t know who it is if that’s why you asked me here,”...
Hello! I run a small gaming guild called: "Suppers Gaming Guild". This guild is mainly focused on buying Crypto assets (NFTs) and renting them out to gamers who can play games and earn tokens. I would like a fun logo, I would prefer something funny/good design then something serious but I am open to any design!. You could go with a Play 2 earn theme and/or go with a "supper" theme, or anything! Work needs to be creative and original, no copies! Since it will be a gaming guild something with a logo would be good e.g. []=esports%7Ctyped&term_meta[]=gaming%7Ctyped&term_meta[]=guild%7Ctyped&term_meta[]=logo%7Ctyped
