Facebook Likes/Fans AND Twitter Followers

I need someone who can do 1 million (1,000,000) Facebook likes/fans and 1 million (1,000,000) Twitter followers. I need someone who can start today or tomorrow. For Facebook, all fans must have: --real humans and have active accounts --profile pictures --their active accounts must be 6+ months or older --update their statuses every week --have comments on their wall --at least 50+ friends on Facebook --remain active after 30 days minimum --The likes/fans need to go through our website where they click the like button. --targeted from English-speaking countries. I expect at the very least 1% of every 1000 Facebook fans, that is 10 people, to be converted as customers. That means they must be looking for a service we are offering on our website. I need sales leads and conversions. For Twitter, all followers must have: --real profile pictures --a bio --followers --a lot of tweets (at least 2 per week) --The likes/follows need to go through our website where they click the like/follow button. --targeted from English-speaking countries. I expect at the very least 1% of every 1000 Twitter followers, that is 10 people, to be converted as customers. That means they must be looking for a service we are offering on our website. I need sales leads and conversions. You will not get access as an administrator to my acounts or backend. I want 1,000,000 Facebook likes/fans and 1,000,000 Twitter followers. Each Facebook fan and Twitter follower MUST have all the things that I listed above. I will not pay you if either of my accounts gets banned or blocked from Facebook or Twitter. We will check sample profiles, and payment will be terminated if there is any activity of spamming. 100% confidentiality is required. Please use only legal and legitimate practices for inviting people to like/follow our page. You will not be paid if my Facebook or Twtter account is banned or deleted. All likes/fans/followers must be from real humans people with active Facebook/Twitter accounts. NO fakes. NO bots. NO blackhat techniques. NO Farmville or any other game. NO spam. No distasteful, illegal, or sick profile pictures. NO pornography. No farming. No unethical tricks (we know them all). NOTHING inappropriate. If I find any of this stuff, no funds will be released. You must use good practices when gathering likes. Any fan or follower who is suspended in that time period must be replaced, or will not be paid for. Payment Terms: You will get paid via paypal as follows 50% 14 days after I recieve 500,000 Facebook likes and 500,000 Twitter followers, and the other 50% 14 days after I recieve 500,000 more Facebook fans and 500,000 more Twitter followers if all the above criteria have been met and if we still retain the 1,000,000 likes and 1,000,000 follows. I would like to pay you sooner, but I have been ripped off one too many times. By bidding on this project, you accept and agree to all the terms and conditions of the project. If you are successful, you will recieve other similar projects. I am very serious. Submit to me a detailed proposal. Tell me how you will gather likes and followers, your techniques to generate fans and followers AND what countries they are coming from AND how long it will take. Please do not just write a one-liner description. Thank you kindly :)