Simple wordpress plugin

This project is the most simplest wordpress plugin ever, we have our own inhouse people that can make it but we are busy at the moment, so if there is a programmer that convince me he can do this and deliver it within moments then i will accept their bid. This should take less than a few minutes for someone that makes plugins for wordpress all the time. Plugin requirements 1: Adds itself to the settings menu in wordpress 2: Simple tabs on settings page 3: first tab is "settings form" Tab page header -userid field (validated, can only include text, no numbers or special characters) html place holder underneath filled with "blah blah blah" for the moment so i can go in and add my text 4: Tab "About Fundraising People" Html area so i can add my own content into plugin 5: Tab "How you can help Fundraising People" Html area so i can add my own content into plugin 6:Tab "legal notices" Html so i can add my own content to plugin 7: Tab "contact us" Html so i can add my own content to plugin