Urgent advert to be created within next 2 hours

I need an advertisement for a magazine designed within the next two hours. You need to be ready to speak to me via skype during this time. Requirements: 1. A Double page spread in a magazine 2. Depth 275mm x Width 446mm 3. Double page spreads supplied as two separate PDFs 4. And Files in Illustrator or Photoshop should be saved as TIFFs or EPS, ensure you include all graphics/ picture and fonts used and saved with preview. 5. Save fonts as outline to avoid any font problems. 6. Needs to be similar to an advert I will provide from the last edition. Advert needs: a. Will provide a paragraph of text b. Will provide the main large picture to cover both pages c. Will provide the logo. d. Needs to have a fantastic design to it. Reply with PLANE at the start of your message and its of upmost IMPORTANCE this is done within the next two hours and you provide me with PDFs, TIFF/EPS and JPG of your finished work. Send samples please. Thanks