Method Actor for Creepy Clown Performance

As the planner of an upcoming private wedding event scheduled in Surrey for September 2026, I am seeking an actor able to dress as a clown and stalk wedding guests from a distance as some of the people I have invited have a terrible phobia of clowns. The wedding is set in a totally private venue with no access to the general public. Food and drink will be provided free of charge on the day and roughly 5 hours of stalking with a break in the middle if you want. Maybe 6pm-11pm. Basically your job will be to roam the grounds outside the venue at a distance, menacingly staring at guests from behind the trees and bushes with your clown horn to attract their attention, walk around slowly, spend two minutes in full view, disappear round a corner then peep back round the corner at them, you’re a killer clown sizing up your next victims. Make people feel uncomfortable. Un nerving terror that the clowns out there somewhere watching them. A lone guest goes out for a cigarette, the clown watching them silently from behind a tree not moving for 8 minutes, thats creepy with one honk of a clown horn. As the evening draws in and it starts to get dark the clown gets closer going from 50 metres away to 25 meters away, maybe tap on a window stare through a window then retreat back behind a tree. A long gaze at a guest through a window motioning to them to come outside? Unfortunately you can’t enter the building to stalk through the corridors as one of the staff has this phobia and I’m not that cruel, but I’ll make sure you get an option of food and drinks alcoholic/ non alcoholic, brought out to you half way through your evening of stalking. Its September 5th so there should be nice warm weather for an evening stroll.