SEO professional needed for one hour

We plan to do all our own SEO and would like to Skype with a professional SEO specialist about SEO methods good and bad, SEO best practices etc. I want to spend at least 1 hour in a direct chat, we don't have a million questions but we would like to go over a few different things in detail. This is for White hat ONLY. I do not want to come across as rude but if you are NOT a genius at SEO and SEO is NOT your entire life and you are NOT going to have 100% correct, accurate answers for my questions then please do not bid. I need the best, I do not have time to waste on bad advice. Please bid for 1 hour of your time in direct Skype chat answering some questions and maybe taking a look at some stats and giving us your thoughts. This is probably going to be the easiest hour of your life, lol. We look forward to this. Thanks for reading my post. Oh I almost forgot, I already know quite a bit about SEO so this will be me confirming my thoughts on some things with a pro, so it won't be SEO 101 at all, I'm not totally new to this...