Hello LOL! in response to your search for a wordpress theme update, I would like to offer my services. I'm a software engineer with 10 years of experience running my own web design / development company.
I have extensive experience in wordpress theme and plugin development and I certainly have the skills necessary to get the job done, although your prior theme tweaking needs to be checked thoroughly so I can fully understand what changes were done. I would greatly appreciate your consideration for this job, thanks in advance.