Illustrator WANTED -- 2

Are you looking for worK? If so Are you prepared to do 1 hour FREE TRIAL??? ... simple question ... YES ...or NO ??? If NOT ... then we thanku and wish u continued success. If YES... HERE's what we are offering you ... (Offer and acceptance in law = a CONTRACT!!!) NO GUNS ARE BEING USED HERE ... so if you DO NOT ACCEPT OUR OFFER ... its ok... its your choice... AND PLEASE ... no more "political correctness ... " we dont need it ... its an invasion of our privacy. This great site ... FREELANCER ... offers EACH OF US AN OPPORTUNITY to work together ... We have our ideas ... we can put a Man on the Moon, We can resolve most mathematical issues, we can cook, we can take photos, we can draw ... but we CANNOT do illustrations ... yep... we're not that clever (and we're human, too!!!) so we need a terrific young aspiring artist to help turn our ideas into the type of graphics we need ... and to have a little fun also. BUT HERE's the catch ... We can ONLY PAY $2 /illustration ... and we want an assurance that you will do UNLIMITED revisions (this will help you to focus on our needs, also) so we can do more and more work ... So THINK ABOUT IT before u trigger the reply button ... Thank you and good luck!