Write themes of some Wild Tales

Looking for a very creative writer who can write short story themes. Each story must be wild, funny and hilarious at the same time to make the audience laugh at the miserable and painful situations that characters of the stories have to experience. You'll be asked to writer 10 short story themes (not a complete story). Each theme has to be 150 -200 words Need only fresh ideas - you must not take ideas from already published stories rather you can take ideas from real life.. may be from your own or others' life If your short story themes are found plagiarized or coppied from any other sources, you will never get paid You'll be paid $20 for all 10 themes First milestone will be $10 for 5 themes and after you have delivered first 5, you'll be asked to write second batch of 5 stories Once shortlisted, you will be asked to write a short sample (just 100-200 words before the project is awarded) and it can be considered your first story theme if accepted Only apply if you agree to the above mentioned Terms and Conditions These wild tales can be from any culture and country