Article Editing & Submission

I have drafted a provocative and psychologically savvy article about financial integrity and this past week's financial meltdown and government bailout. The article is currently just over 1200 words in length. I need it edited and then submitted to the top 100+ article distribution websites. I am an extremely experienced writer, so the editing I require only includes fine-tuning the article to make it so compellingly worded that a maximum number of websites will want to post it off of the distribution websites to which you submit it. The article distribution websites to which you submit the article must the most popular, highest PR, highest Alexa-ranked article aggregators on the internet. This is a simple and quick task for anyone who is a talented editor and who has optimized their article submission procedures. I need this article edited and posted right away. Anyone not possessing ALL of the skills I have described here, and who does not have the time to handle this right away, need not apply. However, if your results are top-notch and we enjoy working together, I will want you to handle all of my future article submissions (and there are currently quite a few in the queue). In terms of an ongoing working relationship, having similar proficiency with press release writing and distribution will be a big plus in my selecting you.