Comic Review Of some youtube videos - repost

I need a script for a video. the script should review viral videos and news about what's going on on youtube. 500 words. Humor and originality are very important! **** ATENTION!!! **** THE SCRIPT WILL BE USED IN A VIDEO SO IT MUST BE 100% ORIGINAL AND COHERENT, FUNNY, 100% GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT! ! **** ATENTION!!! **** I WILL NOT RELEASE THE MILESTONE IF YOU SUBMIT A CHEAP, BORING, OFF TOPPIC SCRIPT !!!! **** ATENTION!!! **** ALL THE BIDDERS SHOULD HAVE SAMPLES OF THEIR WORK! **** ATENTION!!! **** DO NOT BID ON THIS PROJECT IF YOU CAN NOT SEND ME THE SCRIPT IN 12 hours. THE PRICE IS 6$ - I WILL SEND YOU MORE INFORMATIONS AFTER YOU BID!