Very Simple Website

I am looking for clever web designer to make very simple website with beautiful but simple graphic on. Idea is simple. Little voting. On main page will be graphic of old tired fat person that seats on his chair near big fireplace in his dark room. Room do not need to be visible. Just wall, fireplace, chair and the fat guy. Fireplace may have a fire ( and flashing if flash technology is used) on and be near height of adult person but not too big. Over the guy will be short question asked, and under that guy will be 2 big buttons for voting YES and NO. If someone hit one of them buttons system will show good looking dialog box with 2 fields: NAME and COMMENT plus button "SEND". This may be like a cloud popup box. Details must be recorded in database (mysql or similar). Under those "yes no" buttons will be wide box (or just space) with real time comments from latest to oldest (shown all the time, not only when they hit yes or no). Of course there is no need to show all of them. Maybe latest 50 or 100 only with button "see older" something like in FB. I believe that web designer will know how to do it better and simpler with taste. On the side of them comments will be two-color meter to show number of people voted for yes and no. Last things. Somewhere on page will be button WHY, where if someone click it another popup box or cloud will show up. There will be short explanation why I ask people for voting. Also small buttons for socialmedia. Ps. I wonder if old guy's face may change into little smile when mouse will be over yes button and change to sad if mouse is over no button - but this is not necessary. Website will be installed by myself on my server.