To Beatles, "Hey Jude". Off the top of my head!!
My friend,
I've got it bad.
I have gassy eruptions all day long.
But don't leave,
They won't knock you out
because my Tushie is tired and sagging.
Hey Dude!
OK. That was a fast example. I am a doctor who loves to write, so you won't find a more appropriate freelancer here! You have the freedom of wanting ANYTHING to be included in this piece. I will take the truth, and morph it into sarcastic and hilarious humor. I WILL not dissapoint!!! I guarantee my work and will make sure you are Uber happy. All I need to know is how many verses, and what the scope of word usage is, profanity or clean, and with that info, I will astound.
I have been a writer/editor for over 30 years, as it was my first love. The MD came later. But I am semi-retired, writing my own book, and helping everyone else. THIS task is right up my alley. No one knows the issues of the GI tract as I do! I promise, I am your girl! Let's just say it is my GUT instinct!!!!!
I promise to astound you- and just for humor--- I have written a parody for "It's my Potty" before!
I hope we will chat soon!!
My Very Best-
Lori