You Suck I Phone App - repost

This is a small app which consists of approximately 30 short humorous messages (to appear in writing and audio). Followed by an animated screen. I need: Icon Screen 1 will be basically just like the icon Screen 2 will be the written humorous messages for the user to select from or he can write his own message. Screen 3 will be the animation (simple)(the same animation goes with every message) The function if the app is for the user to pick a message (or type his own) and have it sent to another person's e-mail or phone with the animated screen. Kind of like an E-card. The final screen is information on where and how to purchase this app for yourself. The developer MUST be able to produce a simple animated screen, set the app up to be shared, use Test Flight for review of work in progress