Qualified English Teacher Wanted
PLEASE READ THIS DESCRIPTION CAREFULLY AND THOROUGHLY BEFORE BIDDING.
I need a good English Teacher who loves to teach grammar to help me out with my Language homework, especially the much-pain-in-the-you-know-where grammar. I am easy to work with, generous with payments, but before you jump in headlong to bid please be aware that I expect you to honor the commitments that you might make and never give me excuses like, ‘my cat/rat ate my rat/cat’, ‘my cat/rat died’, ‘my gf/bf dumped me’, ‘an antie bit my cutie’ (an ant bit my cute little finger), ‘You pay me right now or else!’, ‘you are changing the project’s parameters now!’, ‘Money! Money! Payment! I want at least some money now or I will not send the finished work!’ ‘I gotta pay my grocer/pharmacist/landlord/Frankie tomorrow or he will cut off my...’ ‘I just realized that you’re abusing my situation; I want more money or I quit’, or simply run away never to be heard of again.
My budget is $5 per each 500 words of the completed work (you will be assisting me in preparing a Text Book for students/teachers), Rework rework redo redo till I am satisfied, I don’t care if you work 1 hour or 100 hours for that (but I need work done faster than I could say Jack Nicholson), and no part payment or milestones but full payment at the end of the successful completion of project. Don’t bid if you need quick dollars. Bid only if you need a steady work, capable of completing it, and can really wait for the fair payment and a long-term relationship.
Don’t break your head to formulate an impressive bid description; just be yourself for I will give a personal test to pass, in the Chat/Message window.
If you’re good with my tyrannical requirements and conditions, bid fair and well.
If not, bid farewell.
13 freelancers are bidding on average ₹1577 for this job
I have all the skills you require and can therefore do work with you perfect. I can make deliveries as per your requirements. Thank you. Relevant Skills and Experience Requires alot of educational skills.