Hello there, and thank you kindly for your consideration.
As a native English speaker and long-tenured content writer, I am more than happy to re-wire a little syntax, as it were. I have perused your acceptance letter - not to bite the hand that might feed, of course, but you spelled acceptance wrong - and am agreeable with the terms.
Throughout my ten years as a copywriter, I have written ad copy (native, PPC and social), affiliate blogs, product descriptions, academic journals, recently translated refrigerator manuals (yes, really) and Cinderella fan fiction (yes, also really).
I know it sounds pandering, but I really do love witty and concise content, like that you are requesting. If selected, I will not haggle for higher rates or waste your time. I won't deliver software-spun content or submit shoddy work.
Can you find an error in this bid? ;)
Cheers, hope to speak soon.
Nik