Speak English, am based in US, can be contacted by phone, email, IM. And I know how to do custom attributes on VM, which isn't very easy unless you have the PHP code built (which I do) or you build it fresh ($$$). I can add custom text fields, color options, upgrades, and add fees to those options that show up in checkout. I can actually crank through this in even less time if you have your products in a CSV file. Can start immediately.