Demo SQL Express Clickonce deployment example

I am in need of a demo program that demonstrates how to deploy a sql express database on any client machine through the clickonce deployment. I am in a crunch and do not have time to research how to do this. I am looking for someone who can do this quickly show me through a well documented demo program. This should be pretty easy for someone with this experience. The simple demo should provide this functionality. 1) Written in c# .NET 2.0 Visual Studio 2005 project 2) Using MS SQL Express 2005 3) A form with a datagridview and a button to load a simple table of data (any data). 4) Detect if client already has sql express 2005 installed. If so, replicate the db into this instance. If not install it. 5) Create connection string to the database on the target machine and create the database with the demo table. 6) Run the program on target machine. 6) Deploy both from website and zip file.