Build My Website!

Hey Guys, I am hoping to build a very simple website that allows me to post updates on a daily basis (similar to Twitter) although more of a mini blog feed. It's going to be a joomla based site, so I will need a template as well as a logo and some graphics made for the site. It's going to be www.tiltedtorelli.com. The word Tilt means to be upset or annoyed with something and Torelli is my last name. Furthermore, I'd like a definition of Tilt in big red letters in the front of the page as well as Tilt-O-Meter ranging from 0 to 100 with a "hand" that points to the level of "Tilt" that I'm currently experiencing. The low end will be green and transition to yellow and red the more "tilted" I become. Pretty simple - just something fun for my friends to joke about! Lastly, I would like a way to update this from my blackberry cell phone! Thanks! Alec Torelli