Weird Christmas gift requires an illustration of a medieval court style scene with monkeys and cats along with our family's faces included in medieval garb (me, girlfriend and baby). Weird I know but an inside joke! Looking for either a photo shop or proper illustration. Will provide more detailed instructions upon request!
I'd like a funny and dynamic video that show a carousel of dishes and activity in the kitchen of this restaurant. i'll give you pics, video and music. need within 1 day. budget is 8-9 euro. please write in your brief ''hello mayaa''.
...to represent the accessories being sold on a small website as ones that will stay with them for life. They are not disposable, but will be treasured and faithful - like beloved dog who is a friend. We need: A picture of Astrodog with his owner. His owner is using a Telescope (Suggest a refractor or a reflector - must be recognisable). Pe...
...bodyboarding brand. Soon I plan to start advertising on social media and I will need lots of ad content. I need someone who I can rely on for heaps of work throughout the year. Who can dish up work regularly and ideally even take control of the social media pages over time. I attached a photo of a competitor photo/ad. I <...
Hello, we have 7 cinema movies á 1 - 1.5 min and we need to replace the heads with the heads from our team to make a funny video for our company christmas party. We need the final video files latest on 29.11.2018 20 pm - Picture Name is the name of the video: 1.Thor-Dimitrios Pashalidis-Szene (2)-stripe: Replace Thor head with Dimitrios head,
Hello freelancers, Today we need a funny logo, We want a big whale, smiling and smoking a cigar, wearing the uncle sam hat and holding a glass of mojito. The name of the bar should be written around : LE CAFÉ FUMANT Regards, ADN Trading
I am doing a presentation in 12 hours about the funny stories of my life. the story is me going from an Indian guy with a typical IT job to a traveller and then opening a backpackers hostel.I have the stories, i need to brainstorm with someone how they should be told and presented I will need someone with creative humor writi...
Looking for someone to help me write a nursery rhyme/picture book for preschool children. This book is meant to be read aloud to the child. The word count can range from 100 to 500 words. I have a story floating around in my head but I need someone to help me get it on paper. **************************************************************...
My children's book is a very simple bed time story for toddlers. Approx, 11 pages of text and 11 of images. Rhyming words with illustrations to bring the story to life, each rhyme is around 1-2 sentences. Total of 11 images plus a cover. The story is based on a child that is soon to have a sibling come along. I've included an example of
Business brief: Timeless Inc. is a digital agency specialising in creative strategy, online marketing, and advertising. Timeless Inc. helps medium sized businesses scale their brands by providing unique online marketing and social advertising, creative brand strategy, digital storytelling, and productisation methodologies. Timeless Inc. provides their
I need someone to write a funny and catchy script with a slogan for a 30 second video ad commercial for a breakfast Cereal. The video commercial will be in the form of an animated cartoon (Maybe a combination of both human and cartoon). The cereal is made up of light blue multi-vitamin chocolate covered cereal balls and multi-grain snow flake...
I want a sign similar to this to encourage active riders and tipping: [login to view URL] [login to view URL] What it should read.: Not comfortable? Tell me and I'll change it! Happy with your ride? Consider a tip. Tipping makes you a rockstar
I want a sign similar to this to encourage active riders and tipping: [login to view URL] [login to view URL] What it should read.: Happy with your ride - consider a tip. Tipping is fantastic but not required. Not comfortable? Tell me and I'll change
Hi all, I need ideas for my slogan. I work as a real estate agent under my name, Rick Soon. My core principal is to provide an enjoyable selling experience to my clients, being transparent on property market, always implement the right strategy throughout the sales process to achieve the maximum selling price. The slogan has to be simple, catchy and
Design unique, funny yet beautiful marriage invitation card
...(initial job). You make us laugh, you win the prize but a huge job $$$. Simple. Please see the Brief and $300 package here: [login to view URL] This contest may end at any time before the end date. You may submit a confidential entry by uploading a blank image and I will contact you via message. See my other contests
...Freelancers! I am starting a new project and I need someone to provide a stereotypical Mexican comedy voice over. Think "Cheech & Chong" or "Speedy Gonzalez". This will be for a game I am making for Android/IOS. I would prefer a Mexican national to provide the voice over, but if you can do a good impr...
I run a pet store where i sell blowers for dogs. [login to view URL] I am looking for a designer who can draw dogs and create funny drawings/animations. I need 5-10 different ones which i can use for commercials and advertisements. I want something similiar to what i have uploaded. Example: 1. A dog gettin...
Looking for workers who can find and copywriter articles for me on a daily basis. No time wasters. also looking for copywriters to do similar articles to [login to view URL] etc get in touch. I need someone on call daily to get the work done
...pet (dog and cat) and clothes, so I would like a logo for it. I want something eye catchy, funny but professionnal as well. Can you please send me different art designs so I can choose something and tell you more how I want the logo ? Because actually I don't have any ideas. We areperfectionnist inour country so I want something re...
We need someone to come up with slogan for our product. We need someone to create 3 x slogans to emphasise the three quality of our product 1) How quiet the product is (so quiet you don't even know it's there) 2) How energy efficient it is 3) How technologically advance it is Ideally you will write a few slogans for each quality and my team will vote
...artists who can draw funny cartoon cats. If it does not make us laugh, it will not win. Make sure it is cute AND FUNNY. Draw 3 cats together in 1 scene: Cat 1: Annoyed (this is not the same as angry) - keep the mouth closed - male and fatty Cat 2: Shocked - male and skinny Cat 3: Funny female character Criteria for winning: 1. Funny - makes people laugh
Hello, I am looking for a creative and funny cartoonist/caricaturist to create an image that will be printed on a t-shirt that will be handed out to friends who attend the birthday celebration. I would like the colours to be vibrant and have a retro feel. The print should have dimension of 8.5 inches by 11.5 inches. The Project needs to be finalized
Write viral content about wtf facts, interesting facts, life hacks, celebrity facts, funny facts. The articles must contain like 10 wtf facts about banana's you didnt know. You have to make the reader curious about it. The articles need to be adding value to the reader his life so he might wanna share it on facebook.
I would like to create a picture similar to this one: [login to view URL] Using link as a character (from legend of zelda) - Use either this image: [login to view URL] or one of your own
Heya, I am looking for a video editor that will help me to create a funny video. The video would essentially be the same as the one below but in another niche: [login to view URL] (you can also Google it "Donald Trump Says Billions And Billions And Billions"). I estimate the video to last only about 1-2 minutes. Thank you
...Controls plugin. Scope The requirement is to create a basic audio player for audiobooks hosted in Ionic 3 application. The application should cover the following requirements: 1. The app should be created with ionic 3 framework 2. The app should work on major Android and iOS devices 3. App should play a single Audiobook that’s already hosted in the app
Neep android mobile app like Samosa, roposo, funny jokes, status Quotations, whatsapp status shares. anybody already developed the app, those only reply... remaining all developers who can start from the scratch keep silent, we have developers we can do...
Draw 3 x funny cartoon characters - 3 funny cats. The funniest artist will join our team. Your job will be to provide ***hilarious facial expressions**** - you need to make adults laugh. But keep it cute. No human bodies. Try to make the cat bodies as unique as possible. THE WINNER WILL BE THE PERSON WHO CAN DRAW THE FUNNIEST FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, not
Hi, I am looking for 3 versions of Wheels On The Bus Nursery Rhyme with a different music with mostly beats, I can provide you samples for the music. Female singer who is can sound like a child or teen and the should should be very peppy and engaging. The example of songs that I am looking are 1) Baby Shark Song - I like the music and the lyrics
Hello Freelancers, this is a repost of an older project. I'm looking for an experienced translator for dubbing. The key here, is matching the word count while staying close to the source. The translation needed is for an animated series: "La Brujita Tatty" [login to view URL] I have a script that's been already
We need a SEO Expert to rank better for our Online Shop [login to view URL] Our objective is to increase the customers and sales Please give me some ideas about the strategy, Send us the detailed proposal and quotation, how you can achieve above objective